NEW Season 1 Oct 20, 2026 · 36 min
Full Show PT 3: Monday, October 20 [Vault]
Full Show PT 3: Monday, October 20 [Vault]
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The Bert Show
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Full Show PT 1: Monday, August 3 [Vault]Vault: This listener isn't happy with The Bert ShowVault: Is she a hoarder?Vault: Is he gonna date a Bert Show listener?Vault: What are the signs that he is bad in bed?Vault: Listener doesn't believe she's gonna quit smokingVault: Great strippers for Bachelorette partiesVault: Wendy's Commencement SpeechVault: She's OCD when it comes to foodVault: He wants to defend black womenVault: Celebrity Incarceration DraftVault: Is it weird to ask someone to prom via text?Vault: She's married and not in love with her husband Part 2Vault: She's married and not in love with her husband Part 1Full Show PT 3: Friday, July 31 [Vault]Full Show PT 2: Friday, July 31 [Vault]Full Show PT 1: Friday, July 31 [Vault]Vault: Bert can't stand Mary PoppinsVault: She plans to finally quit smoking at 40Vault: Are parents ruining their adult kids' independence?Vault: Bert Show Intern has a Love, Lost & Found Part 2Vault: His head is literally too bigVault: Did Bert call his mom on Mother's Day?Vault: Bert tries to change a tire Part 4Vault: Bert tries to change a tire Part 3Vault: Bert tries to change a tire Part 2Vault: Bert tries to change a tire Part 1Vault: She's feeling pressure to have a babyVault: Mother's Day Vent LineVault: He regretted asking someone "How are you?"Vault: Why doesn't he date black women?Vault: She is stressed over her weddingFull Show PT 3: Thursday, July 30 [Vault]Full Show PT 2: Thursday, July 30 [Vault]Full Show PT 1: Thursday, July 30 [Vault]Vault: Mother's Day GiftsVault: She got a job behind her husband's back Part 3Vault: This mom is going on a Mother's Day strike Part 2Vault: Bert was hurt by his momVault: Bert's letter from mom is still unopenedVault: It's a bad day for The Bert ShowVault: "What Would You Do" TV Show
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