NEW Season 1 Oct 16, 2026 · 38 min
Full Show PT 3: Friday, October 16 [Vault]
Full Show PT 3: Friday, October 16 [Vault]
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The Bert Show
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Vault: His snake got out and his wife doesn't know Part 1Vault: She can't understand foreign customer service representativesVault: They moved their baby out of their bedroom Part 2Vault: Did this sports reporter dress too sexy?Vault: Bert Show's Big Break Audition #2Vault: Is her husband getting deported?Vault: Life-Changing Event-Is he the father?Vault: Dr. Oz InterviewVault: Bert Show's Big Break Audition #1Vault: She's on the street in the morph suitVault: What secrets do teachers keep from parents? Part 1Vault: She forgot to eatFull Show PT 3: Thursday, October 15 [Vault]Full Show PT 2: Thursday, October 15 [Vault]Full Show PT 1: Thursday, October 15 [Vault]Vault: Its Jenn's turn to wear the morph suitVault: She doesn't want liquor at her bacherlotte partyVault: Kim Zolciak is on the lineVault: College Football is intense for Melissa and her girlfriendVault: Do the "energy bracelets" really work?Vault: Dad doesn't want him to marry his daughter Part 4Vault: Dad doesn't want him to marry his daughter Part 3Vault: Do guests really steal from wedding gift tables? Part 2Vault: Highest Level of ToughnessVault: Do guests really steal from wedding gift tables? Part 1Vault: Bad Pickup LinesVault: He wants to star in a Tupac movie Part 2Vault: She had a panic attackVault: Kids Social Networking WebsiteVault: Dad doesn't want him to marry his daughter Part 2Vault: His sister had Jimi Hendrix's safe unopened Part 9Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, October 14 [Vault]Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, October 14 [Vault]Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, October 14 [Vault]Vault: She thought she was late for workVault: They moved their baby out of their bedroomVault: He wants to star in a Tupac movie Part 1Vault: He was ripped off by expensive strippersVault: Dad doesn't want him to marry his daughter Part 1Vault: This Emory graduate only takes odd jobsVault: Most Expensive Unpaid Stripper BillsVault: Bert Show's Big Break with Scooter Braun
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