NEW Season 1 Oct 19, 2026 · 40 min
Full Show PT 3: Monday, October 19 [Vault]
Full Show PT 3: Monday, October 19 [Vault]
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The Bert Show
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Vault: She moved her boyfriend in without him knowingVault: Second Nashville CallVault: She wants to spend alone time with her girlfriendVault: Country Club of Roswell helps Bert's Big AdventureVault: Google Logo Tech Support CallVault: She has sympathy for Lindsay LohanFull Show PT 3: Monday, August 17 [Vault]Full Show PT 2: Monday, August 17 [Vault]Full Show PT 1: Monday, August 17 [Vault]Vault: 16-year old girl to sail around the worldVault: The Bert Show Goal ContestVault: Ghost Hunters In-Studio Part 2Vault: Ghost Hunters In-Studio Part 1Vault: She Wants to Homeschool Without the Qualifications Part 2Vault: She Wants to Homeschool Without the Qualifications Part 1Vault: What did we do before smart phones?Vault: His co-workers hates the new female employeeVault: Bert wants to play softball after his surgeryVault: Inebriated 911 CallsVault: When is it okay to fart with your partner?Vault: 15 Ways To Predict A DivorceVault: Her Quarter-Life Crisis Part 2Vault: Texting & DrivingVault: Her Quarter-Life Crisis Part 1Full Show PT 3: Friday, August 14 [Vault]Full Show PT 2: Friday, August 14 [Vault]Full Show PT 1: Friday, August 14 [Vault]Vault: First Nashville CallVault: Ask Us Anything WheelVault: She wants to fire people before she quits Part 2Vault: Bert finally opens month-old letter from his motherVault: Celebrity Incarceration DraftVault: Bert's month old letter from his motherVault: She was told she's too fat for gym equipment Part 2Vault: She was told she's too fat for gym equipment Part 1Vault: She accidentally farted in front of her boyfriendVault: She wants to fire people before she quitsVault: Clothing that men hate on womenVault: He kept writing love letters to his late wifeVault: He introduced his fiance with ex's nameVault: His dad wasn't excited about his giftFull Show PT 3: Thursday, August 13 [Vault]
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