Vow Renewal - It's Horrible. w/ Holden McNeely

UHOH! The Booger King is BACK and he has a VERY personal message; he heard each and every dirty little slander attack that Jake Young from Nerd Of Mouth did DARE TO SLING last episode, and this CHARACTER ASSASSINATION will NOT CONTINUE. He's here with aaaaallllllll the 'Tay News' that PROVES he is the one, true Swiftie regardless of the BRAINLESS rumors being spread by A TRAITOR! BIG TAY NEWS! She got her masters back, but that's got people feelin' duped, BUT ALSO the subpoena from Justin Baldoni has been DROPPED. Holden's Future Sight has been confirmed, Kylie Jenner is gettin' into the NITTY TITTY about them honkers in a response to a social media comment 'cause they asked, HILARIA Baldwin proved she's TOTALLY FINE with all the jokes online...by spending money and time to recreate fanart making fun of her and replying to nasty comments onli-WHENIAMTALKINGYOUARENOTTALKING, Jackie's tryin' to do her part to SAVE THE KIDS by buyin' up all them MARIHUANA contaminated Haribo gummies but then she realized they were the 'Fizzy Cola' ones and ew, no. But she is LOOOOOOSIN' IIIITTTTTT over all them Oreo collabs lately, including the Coke collab. A POX UPON WHOEVER SET UP THAT LITTLE GIRL WHO SANG 'MOANA' ACAPELLA ON THE DELAYED FLIGHT, AND JUSTICE FOR MS RACHEL. Then onto THE LIST of 'Famous Actors Who Were Killed, Kidnapped, or Otherwise Seriously Traumatized On MOVIESEEEETTSSS!!!', the Blindz, and Jackie's Snackies from 1:01:51.928 - 1:08:40.471 with MJ's Minute Munchies @ 1:06:19.679! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast