Hotline Feature – Buy/Sell: Celebrity Reality TV, the Grilled Cheese Manifesto, and Nature's Narrative

Dave Weekley, Coop, and Ryan Nicholson debate three Buy/Sell topics on the Hotline. Dave opens with Survivor's record-low-rated episode featuring an extended Zach Brown cameo, asking whether reality shows are simply no longer built for celebrity guests. Coop brings a viral Reddit manifesto from a self-described grilled cheese purist who argues that bread, butter, and cheese is the only true grilled cheese — anything else is a melt — sparking a passionate disagreement from Dave. Ryan closes with the 2007 Battle at Kruger, an eight-minute wildlife video from South Africa's Kruger National Park capturing a buffalo herd, a lion pride, and two crocodiles in a dramatic standoff, and asks whether nature sometimes just has to respect the narrative.