Visit my Website: https://www.jasonnewland.com/ Support this free service: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland Join my facebook group : Jason Newland's BORING group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/822882097895595 🎙️ Episode Summary: Tickling Monday’s Boring Objects LMBYTS #1507 Jason Newland 15th December 2025 (duration: approximately 45 minutes) 🎙️ Episode Overview A calm, meandering, and whispery journey through thoughts, memories, daily life, trivia, and gentle humour. Written to appeal to listeners who enjoy relaxed, off-the-cuff storytelling that’s perfect for falling asleep. 🧠 Main Segments & Themes Surreal opening drift (ocean nonsense + “Monday’s Boring Objects” vibe) A playful start that immediately wanders into dolphins, whales, beach balls, and the gentle chaos of a story that keeps changing shape A deliberately confusing, comedic tone that’s easy to relax into because it never demands you “follow along” perfectly The main silly storyline: postman vs werewolf (and the unexpected confidence talk) A bizarre park scene where a werewolf’s “tickle” offer becomes a funny, awkward self-esteem moment for the postman The running phrase “say it with chest” turns into a whole mini-debate about what it even means (confidence? posture? aliens?) The postman’s mood lifts as he realises he doesn’t have to be “a tickle machine” for anyone Snail journalist cameo + Big Brother bonding + the “happy memory” idea The werewolf tries to live by a self-help concept: create one new happy memory each day A snail (who claims to record everything and identifies as a journalist) challenges the werewolf’s logic and pokes holes in his assumptions The werewolf and snail bond over Big Brother… then reality bites when the snail needs practical help (because… snail problems) Squirrel joins late (self-help for squirrels) + gentle wrap-up A squirrel appears with its own self-esteem worries and riffs on how hard it is to find the “right” self-help The group collectively runs out of things to say (in the most soothing way), and the story is neatly wound down to a calm finish 📢 Listener Notes & Outro Safety reminder: only listen when it’s safe to close your eyes Closing mantra: a warm reminder to be kind to yourself, feel safe, and remember you are enough—and that you’re going to be ok 🔑 On-Page SEO (Podcast Descriptions & Metadata) Target keywords (use naturally): Jason Newland, insomnia podcast, boring podcast, sleep hypnosis, bedtime podcast, podcasts to help you sleep, relaxation hypnosis, fall asleep fast. Suggested timestamps (approx): 00:00 – Monday’s Boring Objects intro + surreal beach-ball ocean chatter 10:00 – Werewolf & postman “tickling” scene begins 18:00 – “Say it with chest” confidence confusion spiral 26:00 – Snail journalist arrives + “happy memory” self-help idea 33:00 – Big Brother bonding + snail practical problem 38:00 – Squirrel joins + gentle winding down 45:00 – Outro + closing mantra
