(no music) (5 hours) #1442 Whisper Let me bore you to sleep

Title: #1442 Whisper Let Me Bore You To Sleep – 27th September 2025 Duration: 47 minutes, 28 seconds Speaker: Jason Newland Style: Stream-of-consciousness, whisper-style monologue intended for relaxation/sleep aid 🧠 Main Themes & Topics 💤 1. Opening and Personal Musings Jason opens the session with his classic gentle welcome. He shares a quirky observation about how most of his deep thoughts occur while doing a "wee wee" – a moment of humorous vulnerability. Reflects on the awkwardness of explaining his "job" as a podcaster/hypnotist, particularly when others casually refer to him needing to “get to work.” 😴 2. Sleep, Dreams & Celine Dion (Yes, Really) Jason briefly tries to recall a dream he had but can’t remember it. He jokingly transitions into imagining what Celine Dion might sound like singing “Wind Beneath My Wings.” Comments on Celine Dion’s incredible voice before gently bringing the topic back to sleep and relaxation. 📊 3. YouTube & Podcast Stats Updates on his subscriber count: 1,581 on YouTube (an increase). Notes a curious rise in views and listens on various platforms. Expresses curiosity and a bit of confusion about what's caused the increase. Talks through his top podcast episodes, including: Hypnosis for Sleep and Deep Relaxation Let Me Bore You to Sleep Chronic Pain Hypnosis Relaxation for Stress and Panic Attacks Stop Smoking Hypnosis 🌍 4. Audience Geography Lists his top listener locations globally (U.S., UK, Australia, Canada, etc.). Breaks it down into cities and towns, adding a bit of playful commentary, like how long it would take him to walk to Walthamstow. 📱 5. Podcast Hosting Platforms & Tech Troubles Discusses issues with Apple Podcasts not showing recent episodes. Troubleshoots by checking individual links and comparing how Google indexes content. Successfully verifies that his main podcast feeds are up to date across all major platforms. 🤯 6. Rants, Rambles & Random Observations Comments on odd Facebook posts, particularly lists of celebrities under 6 feet tall. Humorously reflects on how pointless (but weirdly engaging) those lists are. Mentions feeling distracted by random AI-generated Facebook content. Brief tangent about his own hair loss, delivered with dry wit and mock desperation: "I’m praying, I’m begging. Come back. We can make it work this time. I can change.” 💌 7. Fan Interaction Reads and responds to a comment from a listener named Kate. Tries to help her find a specific podcast episode on Apple Podcasts. Asks her for the link to investigate further and muses about how difficult it is even for him to keep track of his many podcast titles. 🧘‍♂️ 8. Closing Thoughts Plans for the day: have breakfast, watch some TV, and maybe nap. Expresses appreciation to listeners around the world. Ends with his signature positive affirmation: “Please remember to be kind to yourself because you do deserve to be happy and gentle with yourself.” 📝 Tone & Style Calm, meandering, humorous. Purposefully relaxed and tangential to promote sleep. Blends personal reflection, subtle jokes, and gentle encouragement. 💤 Hypnosis for Sleeping Deeply – Jason Newland Let Jason Newland’s soothing voice guide you into a state of calmness and rest. Each episode of Hypnosis for Sleeping Deeply is designed to quiet your thoughts, relax your body, and help you drift into a peaceful, natural sleep. Through gentle hypnotic suggestion and slow, comforting storytelling, Jason creates an atmosphere of safety and stillness — perfect for easing anxiety, calming the mind, and releasing tension from the day. Whether you struggle with insomnia, stress, or simply want a deeper, more refreshing night’s sleep, these recordings are your nightly escape into relaxation. Just lie back, close your eyes, and let Jason’s voice do the rest. 🌙 Free hypnosis recordings to help you sleep, relax, and unwind — since 2006. 🎧 Listen to more free episodes at : https://www.jasonnewland.com/ sleep,relaxation,hypnosis,deeprelaxation,insomnia,sleeppodcast,calmness,bedtime,relaxingvoice,mentalhealth,anxietyrelief,meditation,sleepaid,peacefulmind,restfulsleep,guidedsleep,deeprest,jasonnewland,sleephypnosis,boringpodcast