(music) (5 hours) Website promotion | Monday's Boring Objects | #1455 Let me bore you to sleep | 6th October 2025

💤 "Let Me Bore You to Sleep" - Oct 6, 2025 Hos t: Jason Newland Theme : A personal and meandering bedtime monologue designed to lull listeners to sleep through gentle, low-energy rambling. 🐶 Opening Moments Jason welcomes listeners to his podcast and introduces himself. His dog, Vinnie, features immediately with whining for more sausages. The tone is light, cozy, and conversational from the start. 📅 What Day Is It Again? Jason muses on the day—confirms it is Monday, Oct 6, 2025, even though he initially questions it. He introduces the theme of the day: Website promotion. 🌐 Website & Review Updates Jason shares he's been working on: Collecting comments and reviews from YouTube and Facebook to post on his website. He estimates 250+ reviews now on the site. Mentions humorous fake review by "Vinnie" complaining that Jason ignores him. 🙏 Shoutouts & Thank Yous Thanks Paul for a kind PayPal donation. Shoutouts to Laura, Christine, and others from his community for their support and feedback. Encourages listeners to submit questions for the upcoming Q&A Friday (Oct 10, 2025). 📊 Website Analytics & Facebook Ads Sets up analytics on his website for the first time. Is pleasantly surprised to learn people are visiting. Launches two Facebook ads: To promote his podcast website. To promote the "Let Me Bore You to Sleep" Facebook group. Shares early results: A few dozen views but no link clicks yet. Ads cost about 34–44 pence so far. 📱 Reflections on Tech & Social Media Talks about getting locked out of Facebook while setting up the ads. Surprised by Facebook group engagement increase (451%). Frustrated by trying to find old comments over 7 years of posts. Discusses using insights and stats from his Facebook group and website. 🍦 Food, Ice Cream, and Yogurt Rants Discusses cravings for chocolate, Cornettos, and strawberry yogurt. Shares quirky stories about feeding Vinnie bits of ice cream. Recalls pouring yogurt on his own head in a vlog during a “manic” 2011 phase. 📱 Android vs Apple Gave away a relatively new Android phone to a neighbor. Staunchly prefers iPhones and doesn’t want to relearn Android. 💬 Reflections on YouTube & Viewership Reminisces about spending £200 on YouTube ads years ago and being banned. Feels his format doesn’t quite match the YouTube “style” but keeps uploading podcasts there. 🤓 Commentary on Online Culture Shares humorous gripes about: AI-generated Facebook posts & Quora content. People complaining about music or background noises in his podcasts. Strange questions and spam on the internet. 💘 Work-Based Relationships & Dating Tales A significant portion is a long, nostalgic reflection on past romantic relationships and workplace crushes: Shares numerous stories of asking women out at work, most ending in rejection. One notable story about being asked out by a former counselling client, which he declined due to ethics. Discusses feelings of missed connections, awkward elevator moments, and office gossip. Emphasizes the emotional risks and awkwardness of workplace romance. 🤡 Humor & Sarcasm Jason consistently mixes self-deprecating humor and sarcasm, even in mundane moments (e.g., admiring his own fart jokes or calling Vinnie a “cheeky monkey”). Regularly breaks into playful voices or pretends to be other characters. 💡 Random Psychology “Facts” Reads and jokes about supposed “interesting psychological facts” found online. Examples: “Looking at someone's mouth means they want to kiss you” or “opposites don't attract.” Uses them as a springboard for philosophical reflection and more personal stories. 🧠 Mental Health & Counselling Insights Jason shares past experiences working as a counsellor. Reflects on: Ethical responsibilities. Emotional challenges of ending client relationships. How mental health services dried up due to lack of funding. His own regret about missed romantic opportunities. 🎤 Closing Thoughts Encourages self-kindness: "Be kind to yourself, because you do deserve to be happy. Be gentle with yourself. You deserve to feel safe." Ends with a warm sign-off: “Lots of love, bye.” 🧘‍♂️ Overall Vibe This is classic Jason Newland: Wandering, relaxed storytelling. Warm humor and introspection. No pressure, no agenda—just soothing human connection through meandering thought. 💤 Hypnosis for Sleeping Deeply – Jason Newland Let Jason Newland’s soothing voice guide you into a state of calmness and rest. Each episode of Hypnosis for Sleeping Deeply is designed to quiet your thoughts, relax your body, and help you drift into a peaceful, natural sleep. Through gentle hypnotic suggestion and slow, comforting storytelling, Jason creates an atmosphere of safety and stillness — perfect for easing anxiety, calming the mind, and releasing tension from the day. Whether you struggle with insomnia, stress, or simply want a deeper, more refreshing night’s sleep, these recordings are your nightly escape into relaxation. Just lie back, close your eyes,