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Football Cliches

ByAdam Hurrey & Goalhanger

Deconstructing the gloriously unique language of football – the words, the phrases and the tiny things you didn't think you cared about – with Adam Hurrey, Charlie Eccleshare & David Walker. Visit nordvpn.com/cliches to get four extra months on a two-year plan with NordVPN

226 episodes•0 subscribers•0 Total Listens

Episode Playlist

50 episodes

Wimbledon tennis players as footballers & the floodgates threshold

Jul 2, 2025•—

Wimbledon tennis players as footballers & the floodgates threshold

Giving 40,000%, Test Match Andy Townsend & "Can you explore a swoop?”

Jul 7, 2025•—

Giving 40,000%, Test Match Andy Townsend & "Can you explore a swoop?”

Overage youth team mentors & the quickest repaying of a transfer fee ever

Jul 9, 2025•—

Overage youth team mentors & the quickest repaying of a transfer fee ever

Pre-season trophies, Iran in the Championship... and what happened to shin splints?

Jul 14, 2025•—

Pre-season trophies, Iran in the Championship... and what happened to shin splints?

The threshold for being "rudderless" & Tour de France riders as footballers

Jul 16, 2025•—

The threshold for being "rudderless" & Tour de France riders as footballers

Talispersons, textbook Turkish Super Lig & time limits for the commentator's curse

Jul 21, 2025•—

Talispersons, textbook Turkish Super Lig & time limits for the commentator's curse

The Agyemang Cacophony, the storm-weathering threshold & how clubs “get their man”

Jul 23, 2025•—

The Agyemang Cacophony, the storm-weathering threshold & how clubs “get their man”

Goalkeepers' headers & elasticos on the deck of the Titanic: The listeners' loves & hates*

Jul 28, 2025•—

Goalkeepers' headers & elasticos on the deck of the Titanic: The listeners' loves & hates*

The Football Cliches Quiz XX: The View From The Lane

Jul 30, 2025•—

The Football Cliches Quiz XX: The View From The Lane

Eastenders' Euro 2025 joy, #AccidentalCantona & "the most 2011 transfer of all time”

Aug 4, 2025•—

Eastenders' Euro 2025 joy, #AccidentalCantona & "the most 2011 transfer of all time”

Conor Coady's football club, alphabetical top flights & the world's most generic team name

Aug 7, 2025•—

Conor Coady's football club, alphabetical top flights & the world's most generic team name

Curtain-raising issues, Wycombe's new goal verb & things you cannot be "amid”

Aug 11, 2025•—

Curtain-raising issues, Wycombe's new goal verb & things you cannot be "amid”

8.55 seconds in Wrexham, Celeste's Sky Sports flame is out & niche 2025-26 predictions

Aug 13, 2025•—

8.55 seconds in Wrexham, Celeste's Sky Sports flame is out & niche 2025-26 predictions

Vertical highlights, Farage's footballspeak & Stockley Park's canteen crisis

Aug 18, 2025•—

Vertical highlights, Farage's footballspeak & Stockley Park's canteen crisis

Champion flatulence, football punditry sat navs & Sean Dyche X Big Sam

Aug 20, 2025•—

Champion flatulence, football punditry sat navs & Sean Dyche X Big Sam

Dyche goes dating, Dean Ashton's defensive doughnut & textbook piledrivers

Aug 25, 2025•—

Dyche goes dating, Dean Ashton's defensive doughnut & textbook piledrivers

Panenka-triggered goalkeepers & empty-net warm-up anxieties: The listeners' loves & hates

Aug 27, 2025•—

Panenka-triggered goalkeepers & empty-net warm-up anxieties: The listeners' loves & hates

Slot's embarrassment of riches, hyperliteral stadium noises & Zidane vs Dyche

Sep 1, 2025•—

Slot's embarrassment of riches, hyperliteral stadium noises & Zidane vs Dyche

The Football Cliches Quiz XXI: Libero

Sep 3, 2025•—

The Football Cliches Quiz XXI: Libero

The MOTD intro scandal, Taxman FC & the most "cat amongst the pigeons" goal ever

Sep 8, 2025•—

The MOTD intro scandal, Taxman FC & the most "cat amongst the pigeons" goal ever

Serbian statements, Ange's unfinished business & Cape Verde: the World Cup Blackpool

Sep 10, 2025•—

Serbian statements, Ange's unfinished business & Cape Verde: the World Cup Blackpool

Mowbray vs Brotherton, goalkeepers worth 12 points & Keith Andrews in the building

Sep 15, 2025•—

Mowbray vs Brotherton, goalkeepers worth 12 points & Keith Andrews in the building

The Jose Mourinho box office & a one-man war on factually incorrect football anecdotes

Sep 17, 2025•—

The Jose Mourinho box office & a one-man war on factually incorrect football anecdotes

5.88 EFL seconds, Andy Townsend in song intros & the "sick of the sight of him" threshold

Sep 22, 2025•—

5.88 EFL seconds, Andy Townsend in song intros & the "sick of the sight of him" threshold

Playing for your dad's team & mercifully short injury time: The listeners' loves & hates

Sep 24, 2025•—

Playing for your dad's team & mercifully short injury time: The listeners' loves & hates

The last corner flag, acres of experience & Christianity's classy touches

Sep 29, 2025•—

The last corner flag, acres of experience & Christianity's classy touches

xG's latest victim, Jamie O'Hara vs the RAF & football's goldfish bowls

Oct 1, 2025•—

xG's latest victim, Jamie O'Hara vs the RAF & football's goldfish bowls

Blown-open title races, punditspeak on the terraces & Woltemade's weird penalty

Oct 6, 2025•—

Blown-open title races, punditspeak on the terraces & Woltemade's weird penalty

England's 25th-choice right-back & the definitive Movement XI

Oct 8, 2025•—

England's 25th-choice right-back & the definitive Movement XI

Own-goal flavours, casual retirements & football clubs as sperm counts

Oct 13, 2025•—

Own-goal flavours, casual retirements & football clubs as sperm counts

The Cape Verdean Dan Burn, Keysey the actor & the Communication XI

Oct 15, 2025•—

The Cape Verdean Dan Burn, Keysey the actor & the Communication XI

Live show legends, Liverpool's 18ft 10in strike force & a new Neville noise

Oct 21, 2025•—

Live show legends, Liverpool's 18ft 10in strike force & a new Neville noise

Scottish League Two scores, leaked fines lists & the sixth penalty taker: The listeners' loves & hates

Oct 23, 2025•—

Scottish League Two scores, leaked fines lists & the sixth penalty taker: The listeners' loves & hates

Five football clubs in 10 seconds, Ekitike's non-haunting & prime minister Martin Keown

Oct 27, 2025•—

Five football clubs in 10 seconds, Ekitike's non-haunting & prime minister Martin Keown

Rob Morgan on FA Cup engraving, football rhyming slang & overrated wondergoals

Oct 29, 2025•—

Rob Morgan on FA Cup engraving, football rhyming slang & overrated wondergoals

”Cool as custard”, Reo-Coker's hanky-panky & football's reigning Great Entertainers

Nov 3, 2025•—

”Cool as custard”, Reo-Coker's hanky-panky & football's reigning Great Entertainers

Vittorio Angelone on orchestral anthems, Lev Yashin's cap, and badge-avoiding classy touches

Nov 5, 2025•—

Vittorio Angelone on orchestral anthems, Lev Yashin's cap, and badge-avoiding classy touches

Accidentally patronising commentary, the Battle of the Big Dan B's & Keysey meets Piers

Nov 10, 2025•—

Accidentally patronising commentary, the Battle of the Big Dan B's & Keysey meets Piers

On toast in his pocket, pulling up trees & The Number-and-a-Half XI

Nov 13, 2025•—

On toast in his pocket, pulling up trees & The Number-and-a-Half XI

Premature dark-horsing, false-nine nostalgia & introducing... Cricket Clichés

Nov 17, 2025•—

Premature dark-horsing, false-nine nostalgia & introducing... Cricket Clichés

The "Club X til I die" loophole & torn hamstrings at the Battle of Hastings: The listeners' loves & hates

Nov 19, 2025•—

The "Club X til I die" loophole & torn hamstrings at the Battle of Hastings: The listeners' loves & hates

Lashing/dabbing a seed/cherry, moral victories, and why do the Aussies hate Bazball?

Nov 20, 2025•—

Lashing/dabbing a seed/cherry, moral victories, and why do the Aussies hate Bazball?

Arsenal's official title status, Idris Elba's prefix woe & the verb "to goal”

Nov 24, 2025•—

Arsenal's official title status, Idris Elba's prefix woe & the verb "to goal”

The Football Cliches Quiz XXII: Cliches vs Career We Go — The Decider

Nov 26, 2025•—

The Football Cliches Quiz XXII: Cliches vs Career We Go — The Decider

Expected leaves, driving "on the up" & absolute Ebony Rainford-Brent

Nov 27, 2025•—

Expected leaves, driving "on the up" & absolute Ebony Rainford-Brent

Commentator's curse conspiracies, homegrown stewards & Lee Hendrie's "highgevity”

Dec 1, 2025•—

Commentator's curse conspiracies, homegrown stewards & Lee Hendrie's "highgevity”

I Wanna Dance With Peter Drury, grinding out a 5-4 & Haaland's League One future

Dec 3, 2025•—

I Wanna Dance With Peter Drury, grinding out a 5-4 & Haaland's League One future

Uzbekistan vs Colombia at 3am, the Infantino Shrug & a dubious bagsman

Dec 8, 2025•—

Uzbekistan vs Colombia at 3am, the Infantino Shrug & a dubious bagsman

Unexpected Clive Tyldesley noises & Gabriel's hypothetical Arsenal own-goal hell

Dec 10, 2025•—

Unexpected Clive Tyldesley noises & Gabriel's hypothetical Arsenal own-goal hell

Tricky little sessions, daddy hundreds, and getting hit "amidships"

Dec 11, 2025•—

Tricky little sessions, daddy hundreds, and getting hit "amidships"

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