On Today's Show: The Clip Keeper ushers in a dreadful Halloween edition. Ad Parody: Berry Papa Bawa cereal (General Farm Foods) — marshmallow bat-wings, alkyl nitrate toy surprise, and 100% daily Vitamin D with every… thrust. Lore drop: Papa Bawa (“bat wing”) — a modern Tanzanian shape-shifting demon with a sulfur reek, fixated on anal violation and publicizing his deeds. Tim plans a co-host; Satan pops in, bails for “family therapy,” actually appearing on The Latronda Brown Show . Talk-Show Meltdown Sketch: Satan’s teen daughter Kayla calls Dad a basement-dwelling spaz; Satan pleads “this is who I am” (devil’s gonna devil). Surprise reveal: Satan’s “girlfriend” is… Richard Simmons . Say-Say is living his truth. Real issue: Dad forgot to sic demons on Kayla’s rival Renee before all-star cheer nationals ; Satan promises creative evisceration. Healing begins. Latronda teases “Down Syndrome Makeover Monday.” Religious Anti-Halloween Rant: “Sin, disease, and sickness!” (Tim: calm down, Pastor Candy Corn.) “White Men Are the Real Victims” Bro Clip: Soft-voiced trad-guy laments Ivy Leagues, Fortune 500s, “heritage Americans.” Tim clocks the whine, then the pivot: “women are atrocious today” → Tim’s parody pitch to reconsider sodomites. TikToker claims SA after leaving food, peeking through an open door, seeing a man asleep pants-down. Tim’s take: creepy? yes. Assault? no. Also: filming inside someone’s home = TOS problems. Comments roast the poster; most responders (including women) push back on the “SA” framing. Meta vs. Strike 3 Holdings — porn downloads & AI training Strike 3 alleges ~2,400 adult titles pulled via Meta’s network/proxies to train a video model; damages could top $350M . Meta: employees/contractors probably downloaded for personal use ; internal policy forbids explicit training data; timing predates current multimodal work. Tim does the math (bad headline averages vs. real totals), concludes: across tens of thousands of employees, 28 videos/month enterprise-wide is… minuscule . Also coins the call-in moniker “Ropes of Nut.” Homemade Chloroform, Elvis, and Manslaughter (NY) Ronald Ryer, 71 gets 5–15 years (plus concurrent tampering sentence) for the April 2024 death of Thomas “TJ” Kreider, 40 — an Elvis tribute artist and Star Trek set tour guide — after repeated chloroform doses during sex. Ryer waited days , did errands, hit a solar eclipse party , then called police. Judge: “You took an oath to do no harm” (Ryer has medical background). Join the Sideshow: access the Tuesday exclusive Satan episode and hundreds more. Plans: Monthly, quarterly, semi-annual, yearly, lifetime . Patreon: patreon.com/distortedview — $5+ tier gets the Priority Voicemail Line. Sponsor an Episode: $25 via PayPal to
[email protected] (include notes/requests/clips). Text DV anytime: the 4 Hairy Cunt mobile texting line (and the Oh God line can receive texts too). Voicemail: 206-666-4463 ( 206-66-OH-GOD ). Listener texts/topics: Dr Pepper distribution drama (Mr. Pibb comeback & bottling rights), conspiracy that Lord Douche is an anagram ( “culo hedor” ), and AI Mead nudes with a belly-unibrow glitch. 00:00:05 Introduction 00:24:02 Berry Popobawas! 02:05:24 Theme / Today's Sponsor 03:49:14 The Bat Winged Demon That Wants To Anally Violate You 07:39:12 A Visit From Satan! 09:44:13 The Latronda Brown Show - "Girl, Get You Some Family Therapy!" 18:35:07 Religious Nuttiness: Halloween Is Evil / Women Are Whores 22:22:08 Nosey Woman Sees Dick, Screams "Sexual Assault" 27:52:24 Support DV! 29:02:06 Feeding MILF Porn To Train AI 33:56:20 Who Else Has A Gay, Elvis, Chloroform Kink? 38:05:04 Voicemails/Texts: 206-666-4463 / Ending
