On Today’s Show Mead Skelton vs. “Antifa” Mead claims a Richmond group (“Punks for Liberation”) posted “RVA beware” about him; he says he contacted the FBI. Tim revisits Mead’s deleted meltdown stream and his ongoing “hidden sin / lemon water / Satan gave me tachycardia” lore. Theme: Revisionist tough-guy Mead, reality check from Tim, and the eternal NAS-backed archive of The Cry Heard ’Round the World. Wife Material or… Not? (Podcast Freakout) Clip from a chaotic show with Goldie and Selena erupts after “not wife material” is said. Studio-wrecking threats fly; Tim muses on set design envy and DV’s need for a classier backdrop (accepting tasteful set proposals). Boomers vs. Cameras Elder couple at a post office demands ID, threatens police/ICE over being filmed in public. Tim narrates the frantic “tap with the index finger” smartphone dance and the politics creep-in. Sidewalk Politics Throwdown Protester with a “F**k Trump” sign is confronted by a woman who admits saying the N-word (explicit language). She slaps phone; he decks her; cops review video and say they’ll pursue assault charges. Content warning: violence and slurs discussed. CupcakKe is Back — The Bakery Tim samples tracks posted to YouTube: “Sloppy Joe,” “Fist Me,” “Rapunzel.” Notes include: weeklong “eat my ass” motif, Christian-girl vibes (lol), nail-care for fisting (practical!), and fairy-tale filth. Links listed below. News, But Make It DV: “Slam Frank” — A reimagined Anne Frank as a modern pansexual Latina hip-hop artist sparks outrage in Germany and sells out in NYC. Tim argues art should provoke; everyone unclench. (Song snippets included.) $10 Million Golden Toilet — Maurizio Cattelan’s 18-karat functional commode (“America”) heads to Sotheby’s. No sitting allowed at the preview (tragic). Tim proposes a rich-person pay-to-poop fundraiser. Sideshow : Tomorrow’s episode (Tue) is Sideshow-exclusive . Join for full-length exclusives, minis, and the private feed that drops right into your podcast app. Subscribe on distortedview.com , Apple Podcasts , or Spotify . Patreon : patreon.com/distortedview — $5 tier gets a priority voicemail line . Sponsor an Episode : $25 via PayPal —
[email protected] or paypal.me/distortedview . Include your message/shout-out. CupcakKe Tip-Offs — Multiple Freaks flagged the new album; Florida (321) specifically shouted out “Fist Me.” Archive Digs — (501) asks about Real Talk and Tell Me eras. Tim has a handful; many lost. Dave Richards (Real Talk prez), check that garage! Halloween Follow-Up — (810) suggests Tim should’ve voiced Satan’s daughter (Kayla) himself; Tim plans to re-dub for future pulls. Fitness Corner w/ Great Big Pete — “Don’t run; chronic… uh… cardio of the wrist.” (Science TBD.) 4HairyCunt Text Line — Text DV anytime. Jingles justified the purchase alone. DV CommunityTexts & Voicemails (Highlights) 00:00:00 Shop.GetGoodFeels.Com - 20% Off Your Order - PROMO CODE FREAK 00:10:12 Introduction 02:15:12 Sponsor: Satan's Porthole / Happy Birthday Special K! 04:09:20 Antifa Has Put A Hit Out On Meade Skelton 12:05:19 Upset Because She Isn't Wifey Material 16:13:17 Old White People Will Call ICE On Anyone They Don't Like 19:28:00 Protester Lays Out Grandma 24:05:14 Cupcakke Is Back With A Fisting Anthem 27:41:19 Good Feels THC Infused Seltzer! PROMO CODE FREAK 29:15:02 Support The Show! Become A Sideshow Freak 31:32:00 Anne Frank: Slam Poet / Rapper 37:33:04 Your Chance To Bid On A Solid Gold Toilet 42:42:19 Voicemails / Texts: 206-666-4463
