Amy and Tommy take on the age old question with their unique blend of honest conversation, questionable knowledge, reckless internet research, and a component new to them both: crowdsourcing! The discussion is spicy and thought-provoking. They don't uncover the answer to the question, but find that there are many possible answers. Perhaps as many answers as there are sizes of penises. Could it be a dissertation? Probably. Mentioned in this episode: Does size matter to gay men? Magnificent Sex by Kleinplatz and Ménard All Fours by Miranda July Greco-Roman sculpture Phallus art Micropenis Largest penis Correlations The Vagina Thing G-spot Averages Mules of Love by Ellen Bass Music: Song: I Blinked and It Was Gone Artist: Rick Real and The Warmth Album: Shong's Order Send us a text Don't miss the good stuff! Click here to get on the list for our monthly newsletter (or subscribe directly on Substack ) which includes book reviews, date night ideas, and more juicy tidbits from the bed and beyond! Work From Bed Friday is a podcast hosted by Amy Hoffmann and Tommy Borden, a committed couple of 30+ years. Funny, spicy, and insightful, they discuss marriage, sex, and connection through the lens of contemporary books and media. Every Friday. From bed.