$400,000 To Quit Drinking

David and Jason ring in the New Year talking about Jason's son being a genius, Natalie finally taking a vacation, and David being a loser in high school. Plus, is masturbation better than sex? World War III and David makes his friend a great offer. Also, Jason finds Superman as a baby, and Jeff and Todd come by to talk about Jeff getting his teachers drunk in high school and Todd being a serial dater