“MY SISTER IS ADDICTED TO VIRTUAL REALITY”

A caller considers disconnecting from his family after a series of jarring events caused by his sister’s addiction to a virtual reality game. Then a caller confesses that he has been jerking off on his brother’s towel almost every day for a decade, a daughter grapples with the growing suspicion that her parents are sleeping with the neighbors, and I challenge a caller on the correct way to wear your socks. Alligators are really persistent dinosaurs. I am a gecko.