“I CONVERTED RELIGIONS ON A WHIM”

After a harsh break up, a caller travels alone to India and meets a stranger in a hostel that guides him on a wild adventure involving converting to Islam, joining a family, and giving a speech in front of hundreds of people. It’s a doozy of a call. Afterwards a caller explains how being high during their first day on the job at Wendy’s got them fired on the spot. Smell the roses more. Unless there are wasps. I am a gecko.