The Very First Podcast

Two guys confidently answering questions they know nothing about. Who was the first person to ever milk a cow? The first to ride a horse? The first to look at an egg and go, "yeah, I'm eating that"? You mail us the questions. We give you the answers — or at least the answers we've fully convinced ourselves are true. The Very First Podcast is an improv comedy show wearing a lab coat and pretending to be educational. No Googling. No fact-checking. No shame. Just two hosts confidently inventing the origin of literally everything, powered entirely by listener-submitted "who did it first?" questions and whatever nonsense we claim to know. Episodes are short, fast, and a little feral — 15 to 20 minutes of pure chaos that's been described as a fever dream you can subscribe to. History has never been this wrong.