THIRST S1E26: May the Best Man Win

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Can't Tear My Eyes From You, Chapter 26: May the Best Man Win.

The contestants scramble to get their bearings in a new game format. Has one of them already won the game?

Cast:

Miranda Dotson as the Commercial Announcer

Tooky Kavanagh as The Algorithm

Jamie McGonagill as the Voice of Yukon Sodas

Quinn McKenzie as Capote Whittaker

Melody Perera as Anouk Kalhara

Stefano Perti as Dennis Lang

Stewart Evan Smith as Taylor Kelley

Alexander Stravinski as Jedediah Jordan

(Trigger warnings can be found at the bottom of this episode description and at the end of the transcript.)

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On staff at the Penumbra:

Ginny D'Angelo -- Head of Operations

Melissa DeJesus -- Script editing team

Harley Takagi Kaner -- Co-creator, Head of Episode Development, Director, Sound designer

Grahame Turner -- Script editing team

Kevin Vibert -- Co-creator, Head of Operations, Lead writer

Ryan Vibert -- Composer and performer of original music

Jeff Wright -- Graphic designer

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TRIGGER WARNINGS:

• Sudden loud noises
• Manipulation and gaslighting
• Propaganda and brainwashing/mind control
• Body horror
• Oceans and large bodies of water
• Filth/germs
• Falling from large heights
• Imposters and doppelgangers
• Violence and threats of violence
• Death
• Misogyny
• References to homophobia, transphobia, xenophobia
• Behavior resembling domestic abuse
• Reference to child abuse

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