Trump POOPS HIMSELF In China

Did he just POOP HIMSELF??

God and Jesus review the viral China clip, Trump freezing mid-walk, the awkward staff reaction, the White House misspelling President Xi's name, Elon Musk making cursed toddler faces, Trump sucking up to Xi, and the moment Trump went dead silent when asked about Taiwan.

Was it a diplomatic disaster? Was it a diaper disaster? Was it both?

Lo, we investigate.

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