Dying Trump Falls In Love With Pillar

Why did Trump claim "perfect health" and then stare at a White House pillar like it owed him money?

God and Jesus review President Bruised Hands, the grim specter of death, The Tale of Sleepy Donold, and the White House turning into Six Flags. Welcome to the summer of Idiocracy.

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