NEW Episode 1028 · Season 1 Oct 16, 2026 · 27 min
What To Do With A Toilet Phone
Taylor Toilet Phone Smith - is his new nickname. Also, Garner has a new show he's watching!
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The Garner Andrews Show
By Garner Andrews
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