Coming To America: The Markles Edition – October 14, 2026

• The Markles are coming back to America for the Holidays & Drew’s mental health is at risk, Dave Landau graces us with his presence, Shane Gillis is angering all the WOKE FAKE influencers, Diddy has a broken head, and Kelly Clarkson does her best Ellen DeGeneres impression.
• The Shane Gillis joke just won’t go away. Unfunny woke idiots are so mad about it and won’t let it go. Sorry. Shane is going to be just fine and much more successful than you.
• Russell Brand’s trial is probably going to go great for him.
• Bella Hadid has a whore costume on the front page of Page Six today.
• Sharon Stone hates Sydney Sweeney.
• Kathy Griffin still isn’t hot and hates Shane Gillis also.
• DK Metcalf is fixing the Nolan Xavier Wells “murder.”
• Brand New Bonerline
• Dave Landau is not as mad at Sebastian Maniscalco as other poor comics.
• Kelly Clarkson is mad about not being able to buy a $15k bird. Her followers are going off on the tiny story in New York. Some people are saying she’s “The New Ellen”.
• Halle Berry is Angry AGAIN at her 13 year old for ugly pictures he took of her.
• Harry & Meghan are reportedly DONE with the UK.
• Diddy got his head cracked in prison.
• Jim’s Picks: Top 10 1990s Movie Soundtracks.
• Merch is available if you want to rep the show. You’d look amazing too.
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