Please send your worst people to America

I have some Christian friends from Pakistan whom I would very much like to be in America. All the money’s been raised for them to come here, and more than enough money to resettle. But for some reason, they’re simply not allowed in. You see, they’re Christians. In Pakistan Muslims attacked their house broke their mother’s arms. They escaped to Nepal. That’s where they’ve been for more than 10 years. Their son speaks several languages and would like to be in the American armed forces. He think...