Holy Cow! Scott Bruce Rolen.

Rolen is IN THE HALL OF FAME and we are HYPED. The Cardinals have hired a new play by play person and we are NOT HYPED. The Marlins traded Pablo Lopez to.... the Marlins and we are SAD. The Cardinals ZIPS projections are out and we are HYPED AGAIN. Can the Cardinals live up to or exceed those projections? Will robot umps destroy the new kid umps? Can we make it just a few more weeks until Spring Training? UNCLEAR!