A GCHQ intern forgets the golden rule of spy school — don’t take the secrets home with you — and finds himself swapping Cheltenham for a cell. Meanwhile, an Australian hacker flies too close to the sun, hacks his way into a US indictment, and somehow walks free... only to get booted back Down Under. Plus: flow states, Bob Mortimer, and the joys of pretending to carry an owl around on a cushion. All this and more is discussed in the latest edition of the "Smashing Security" podcast by cybersecurity veterans Graham Cluley and Carole Theriault. Warning: This podcast may contain nuts, adult themes, and rude language. Episode links: The Cheltenham Doughnut - Wikipedia. Summer placements - GCHQ. Spy school dropout: GCHQ intern jailed for swiping classified data - The Register. Former GCHQ intern jailed for taking top secret files home - Crown Prosecution Service. United States government says it will deport Australian hacker David Kee Crees - ABC News. Australian national known as “DR32” sentenced in U.S. federal court – DataBreaches. ICE takes steps to deport the Australian hacker known as “DR32” – DataBreaches. Aussie Travel Cover has hundreds of thousands of records stolen in hacking, policy holders not informed - ABC News. Australian cybercriminal to be deported from US - Information Age. Government sites hit by Aussie Travel Cover hacker - ZDNET. Abdilo, Australia-based computer hacker, live streams attack on US education sites - ABC News. Bob Mortimer's Pet Owl - YouTube. And Away… by Bob Mortimer - Simon & Schuster. Flow by Mihaly Csikszentmihaly - HarperCollins. Smashing Security merchandise (t-shirts, mugs, stickers and stuff) Sponsored by: Vanta – Expand the scope of your security program with market-leading compliance automation… while saving time and money. Smashing Security listeners get $1000 off! Flare - Uncover the latest threats across the dark web and Telegram. Start your free trial today. Trelica by 1Password - Access Governance for every SaaS app. Discover, manage, and optimize access for any of your SaaS apps - whether managed or unmanaged. SUPPORT THE SHOW: Tell your friends and colleagues about “Smashing Security”, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or Podchaser . Become a supporter via Patreon or Apple Podcasts for ad-free episodes and our early-release feed! FOLLOW US: Follow us on Bluesky or Mastodon , or on the Smashing Security subreddit , and visit our website for more episodes. THANKS: Theme tune: "Vinyl Memories" by Mikael Manvelyan. Assorted sound effects: AudioBlocks. Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy