Sam Altman Is Not David: ChatGPT Ads, Five Smooth Stones, and What the Tech Press Got Wrong

Hi, I'm Connor with Honor - message me here! ChatGPT launched a self-serve advertising platform this week, and the press reached for the only frame in the toolbox: David and Goliath. Sam Altman with the sling. Google as the giant. We read the actual story instead. The David of 1 Samuel 17 was not a venture-backed founder. He was a shepherd boy with five smooth stones, a sling, and the name of the Lord on his tongue. The difference between a real David and a costumed one is not the size of t...