Show full transcript 0:58 week six and we've got our good friend Mike Floreo on the show 1:03 celebrating a very big anniversary coming up November 1:06 1st. Good time chatting with him. We're going to go through 1:09 every game. We're also going to talk about Thursday night 1:12 football. We saw some pretty bad quarterback play playoff 1:17 baseball, firefest the week, our picks, Jerry's Fantasy Minute, and also college football is 1:25 ruined. Well, they're just trying to ruin it more than they already have tried to ruin it. So 1:29 we'll talk about that as well. It's all brought to you by our friends at Pepsi. No game day spread 1:35 is complete without the great taste of Pepsi Zero Sugar. 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But yeah, congrats the burrs. I don't like the burrs 4:03 But I have to respect them because they play such good baseball and I would say that the the the biggest 4:10 Moments in the did they name an MVP? I didn't even see 4:13 Of the series the biggest moment sure the MVP should go to Jake Bauer because Jake Bauer had two it bats in this series 4:20 That broke the Dodgers will he is he's the MVP? 4:24 Okay, the bat against Yamamoto in game two when he went 12 12 pitches basically chased him after two and a third 4:31 And then the bat on Wednesday night 4:34 Against Blake Snell who had been pitching his balls off was at like nine strikeouts 4:40 He grew he just completely ground like grinded him 4:44 11 pitches 4:46 Hits a go-ahead home run that guy was nails. He was everything the Brewers are they just get clutch hits and they're so 4:53 disciplined and great at the plate. So the Brewers, I think most people that are 4:58 unaffiliated in a rivalry against the Brewers were probably rooting really 5:02 hard against the Dodgers in the series. I think it's awesome for baseball. I 5:05 think it's great. It was great to see them get swept and the Brewers are 5:08 everything that I think most people say that they want in a baseball team now. 5:13 Yeah. Because the knock against the direction baseball has been going for 5:16 the last 10 years is you strike out, you hit home runs and that's that's 5:20 the way that you do it with the Brewers. They knew that they're not 5:23 going to be able to compete to get like the top name power 5:26 hitting free agents. So what the brewers did was they threw all 5:29 their money into analytics. So like they saw where does your 5:34 dollar go furthest? And it's not like they were doing the money 5:37 ball thing where they're like, Oh, let's get guys that get on 5:39 base. They actually decided there's no salary cap in terms 5:42 of how many nerds that we can hire. So they hired all the 5:45 smart guys as many smart guys as you can. They were like 5:48 scouring blogs to figure out Okay, who is next level 5:51 thinkers when it comes to finding some advantages that we can get. And they spent all their money 5:57 figuring out where we can where we can get these little advantages. They're one of the only teams 6:01 that that coaches intentionally hitting opposite field singles. Yeah. Opposite field doubles. 6:07 Yeah. No, they let the ball travel through the through the zone further. They hit opposite field. 6:12 I mean, their pitching is their bullpen is just absolutely insane. They just do it all. 6:17 they do it at all. I'm happy for Christian Yelich who's been a friend of ours for almost a decade now. 6:23 Maybe me saying I'm happy for him. He'll take off the bet and never compete in the home run Derby, 6:28 but I am happy for him because he's been a really, really good baseball player 6:31 for a really long time. He's the first captain in Brewer's history. They're going back to 6:35 the World Series after all these years. And it also was a reverse sweep, which is, by the way, 6:40 how is Mark Walter going to have the worst Friday morning wake up of all time? Oh, I hope so. 6:46 I mean, he's he's under investigation. He owes like billions of dollars 6:50 His only saving grace was that he could just win a world series every October and then he just got swept 6:58 Decimated the Dodgers look like they have like they have major problems with their core in terms of hitting 7:04 Yeah, they're pitching is still elite, but you had you got scuba. He only pitched once in the NLCS 7:11 It's crazy. They had no energy either. No, and when you have a team 7:15 I think you got to see like the we all think of Roberts and and the red socks that led that come back down 7:21 Three-nothing against the Yankees and he was probably he was the spark that got the entire thing started 7:25 But outside of him the Dodgers don't have a guy that is like a dumbass like Kevin Mallorra 7:31 That's that's too dumb to know that it's impossible like it's key K. Hernandez 7:35 And he wasn't he wasn't key K. Hernandez and he was not like I think it was Tucker hit a double 7:40 And he did the like little arm. Oh, he's he's a baseball robot. He doesn't he has no emotions a little arm wave 7:46 It was it was the saddest like come on dude 7:48 There's nobody with any juice on that team and when when all the stars aren't hitting it's just kind of a 7:53 They don't look like they're having any fun like it what I saw from Shohei was 7:58 Relief it wasn't it wasn't like joy. It wasn't fun 8:01 But Kyle Tucker's never had fun playing baseball that that might be true. Yeah, and I love just really good at it 8:07 I love Murphy, the manager, calling his team the woodpeckers. 8:10 That's what he wants his team to be like you're out there. 8:13 I want you to play like a bunch of angry little woodpeckers. 8:15 Yeah. So if it's Brewers and Rays, there's a lot of. 8:18 Oh, no, I, why, why, why, don't pass the guards? 8:21 I'm not. I actually think that the Guardians might win. 8:25 But I'm saying if it's the Brewers and the Rays, there's a whole lot 8:28 of commonalities in those front offices. 8:31 And they've all kind of like worked together in the past. 8:34 That would make for a very boring, but also 8:37 I guess if you're a nerd interest in World Series. Yeah the other game today guard ball 8:41 They were Gavin Williams was awesome. They have a rookie PD. What's his last name? Halpin? 8:48 Yes, it's the two-run homerun a rookie hitting a home run in that big of a moment the guards 8:53 I I said in a last show I I was I 8:57 Was dismissive of the guards to start the playoffs guard ball has made me a believer because those guys they're scrappy 9:04 they do the right things. 9:06 They have a couple of really good pitchers. 9:08 I mean, Gavin Williams has been an absolute stud 9:09 this postseason, guard ball. 9:12 And then now they just have to deal with rain. 9:14 They gotta figure out the rain. 9:15 I don't know what the schedule's gonna be. 9:16 They don't know what the schedule's gonna be either. 9:19 And they might be playing by the time you listen to this. 9:21 They might just say, okay, 9:22 let's do a breakfast game tomorrow. 9:23 We're also gonna get an all time 9:25 rest versus rest discussion going 9:27 because the World Series doesn't start till next Friday 9:30 and the Brewers are the hottest team in baseball. 9:33 They have just been mowing everyone down. They've been playing incredible baseball and now they have to sit on their ass for a week 9:41 Yep, to be fair. They've already had to do that 9:43 Not a week 9:47 No, when oh for the during the wild card 9:51 The Sunday to Saturday 9:54 That's not the same. I mean, but also they hadn't started yet 9:58 But you don't want to lose this momentum. I'm yeah, I get it 10:01 But I mean they had they had the best regular season baseball you at least know 10:06 I mean you could make the art 10:07 I mean the Padres played them a lot tougher than the Dodgers did oh 10:11 For sure, but I'm all I'm saying is that they yeah 10:14 They at least have a routine that they know how to get back in yes 10:18 I like it would be a little bit different if they've been going this whole time and they're this team on a hot hot run 10:23 If you haven't I would wait you do are gonna go out there do simulated games. Yeah, they'll definitely do some simulated games 10:29 I would say there's a little difference about finishing 162 and getting a few days off versus being on this heater 10:35 I'm just saying yeah, they'll be fine at least that they have yeah look 10:40 We're doing it right now the rest first rust. This is the discussion. It's gonna have I would love to see the simulated games 10:46 Oh, yeah, they'll do a simulated game. They'll play a they'll play a bunch 10:49 They'll do at least like one or two they should have like an announcing team 10:52 I want to hear I want them to treat it like it's the real thing. Yeah, like ABS 10:56 Yes, but I've been impressed with the guardians there. Oh, oh, last thing I want to say about 11:02 the Dodgers, by the way, because we did people were commenting about our comments about the 11:07 raise. The Dodgers didn't even come close to selling out any of their playoff games. 11:12 It's a joke. Yeah, fatigue. They didn't. Max. There's a caveat there. What? What is 11:22 that? Is that the stadium holds 20,000 more people? Okay, I get it. Okay. It's 11:27 Also, how many more much bigger live in Los Angeles? Yeah, I'm I get it and they just won two world series 11:34 Like go out. You should be fucking yeah, I 11:38 Don't know 20,000 more fans in the race did Max. It's very easy what we can do 11:42 Just have that exact same animosity towards Los Angeles. Yeah, we're trying to bash the Dodgers here, dude 11:47 Come on. Oh, well, I just had I've been having raised fans in my fucking mentions for so getting switched to Dodgers fans 11:53 All Zach burners all I'm saying is ones in Los Angeles ones in St. Pete. Yeah, right about there was one guy 12:00 It also was tough to get you it's the same argument 12:02 Yeah, it's impossible to get to the Dodger Stadium as well someone started somehow they figure it out though 12:07 Like I've seen Dodger Stadium jam ass been there 12:12 Actually really cool stadium we I had one guy try to like man-splain St. Pete and Tampa to me 12:18 And I was just like I'm out of this. I can't do this. I don't I don't actually care enough about where these 12:23 Places are located. I mean the offense act. The reality is like 12:29 If your teams in the world series, you should be able to fill your stadium. Yeah, I agree. I 12:33 Regardless, I understand that traffic sucks 12:37 And the stadium is not great and it's pretty much like a putt-putt course 12:41 In a baseball field. Well, how many people went to the race game? 12:44 31 also wasn't that it wasn't 20,000 the 18 it was 40 12:49 41,000 went to the Dodgers game. They they hold 51 12:53 one. Got it. So they were 10,000 off. 10,000. I don't know. We just got to be fair and balanced. 12:58 The Dodgers should sell out their playoff games. That's not a hot. I agree. I agree. 13:02 I think that I think given given the star power that they have. Yeah, like it shouldn't 13:06 be close. There should be people flying in from out of town. If you're Dodgers fan anywhere 13:10 on the West Coast, it's like, yeah, let's go see the Dodgers and playoffs. If the 13:13 Guardians play tomorrow afternoon, that might be like a historically low attendance. Why? 13:18 They were packed today, they played it noon. 13:21 Friday afternoon. 13:22 They had the lowest attendance record in ALCS history. 13:25 Okay, but you don't think they have, 13:27 they have the smallest stadium. 13:28 Yeah, but you don't think that like, 13:29 and they also go to a baseball game on a Friday afternoon? 13:33 No, it's just the scheduling of it. 13:35 The fact that you're waking up in the morning 13:37 and you don't know when the game is, 13:39 is tough for scheduling. 13:42 I guess. 13:42 We know what we need. 13:42 We need the mayor of Cleveland needs to step in 13:44 and do one of those things where he just, 13:46 he gives everybody the day off work. 13:47 Like Cleveland, you don't have to go to work tomorrow because we don't know what time the 13:52 ball game is going to be. 13:53 So we need everybody to be like a minute man. 13:55 You guys have to be ready to go within like a two hour notice. 13:59 So no work tomorrow. 14:01 I'm going to do it Cleveland. 14:02 No work tomorrow. 14:04 Can I say enjoy baseball? 14:06 I I started this conversation just because I thought we could all just bash the Dodgers 14:10 there for a second and Dodgers fans. 14:12 I didn't come to this with any type of facts. 14:14 So when we start throwing facts around I'm out 14:18 There's some numbers. I don't know any of the numbers. I don't know what the numbers meant 14:22 I only know is Los Angeles bad sports town. I'm getting killed with numbers. I don't know the numbers 14:26 I think we all got attacked equally yesterday. Yeah, I got smoked 14:33 Not as bad I don't see we have a take raise fans raise fans are Joe 14:37 It's in the average don't back down. 14:41 I mean, they were they were the they were the best team in the air. 14:43 They averaged like 11,000 fans a game. 14:46 That's that's a joke. 14:47 Go after those races. 14:48 People also forget the name of this podcast. OK. 14:51 Pardon my teeth. 14:52 All right. Just relax, everyone. 14:54 All right, let's talk some football. 14:56 It was a brutal football game. 14:57 I don't know. 14:58 I the lead, I would say is Sam Darnold played awful 15:04 and he wasn't the worst quarterback on the field. 15:09 I 15:09 Don't yeah, okay. Well. He also had JSN. Yeah as like a security bailout blanket that made 15:15 But some amazing catches sure nobody on the Broncos for sure 15:19 And I'm not I'm not trying to say that Sam Donald I mean he cost him the game that that that pick in I 15:24 Mean the the first pick in the fourth quarter when they were going in that was bad, but you're right 15:29 And in the pick in overtime obviously loses them the game 15:33 Bonix could not move the ball. 15:34 I don't remember the last time the Broncos got a first down. 15:38 Like they could not move the ball. 15:40 A Bonix, something has happened to him. 15:41 Maybe it was the injury last year. 15:43 He can't run anymore. 15:44 He looks, he doesn't look comfortable. 15:47 It was a tough one. 15:48 I credit the Broncos defensive line. 15:51 That was the true MVP of the game 15:53 because their defense won them that game. 15:56 I don't know what to make of this Broncos offense 15:58 other than it's a tough watch. 16:00 I with the defense thing the great news is they seem to have figured out the tackling issue 16:05 Yeah, that seems to be well forgotten in the past the Saxon journal five times 16:09 They were all like they had a Allen on the interior just bullying people you know spinning on on everyone yet 16:17 Bonix, this is bonix. He they get used to this is what bonix does 16:21 He looks awful and then somehow they end up winning a football game and everyone's like that bonix. He's a winner 16:27 I'm not I'm not saying that after this because I don't know I mean he threw 27 passes and had a hundred and seven yards 16:34 Yeah, average of four yards per come and again, Sam Donald was bad 16:38 But I just that was one of those games if you're Broncos, then you win 16:41 You're happy you won short week try to figure it out 16:44 But like the bow nicks problem seems to be getting bigger and bigger where it's like what is this? 16:49 I think what are we watching? I think Davis Webb needs to take back play calling duty 16:52 Yeah, and that's what bonex. He did all season last year and he he's done it this year too 16:58 Like they look terrible and somehow they figure out a way to win 17:01 But he's not doing the good bonex anymore 17:03 But they somehow figure out a way to win and it's like but that was not they didn't win because of bonex at all 17:08 No, they could have had anyone else playing quarterback and they would have like that was their defense. That's I just 17:14 It's Tiba at least bonex last year would like be hot for a quarter 17:19 He we never saw that if quarterbacks were a verse tonight who wins I 17:24 Broncos yeah, I 17:26 Think anyone I think drew lock on the Broncos would have won tonight. I think yeah 17:30 I mean 17:31 Sam Donald had some some really bad throat. Oh, no, he was bad. He was really bad 17:35 I think that's a problem too because he has not looked good this season so far like he is not he's not looked comfortable 17:41 He's not had good games and he's been thrown the ball way too much and the Seahawks defense 17:46 has been trying to bail him out, 17:48 but haven't been able to bail him out the same way. 17:51 You would, I mean, like it's just, 17:53 what more can you ask for the Seahawks defense? 17:55 They completely, like, the Broncos yards per play was 2.9. 18:01 Yeah. 2.9, like the Seahawks defense. 18:04 Broncos had 13 first downs total in an overtime game. 18:08 We were talking to Matt Hasselbeck on Wub this morning 18:11 and he was saying that he thinks that, 18:13 he thinks that there's actually something 18:15 That's very different about about Sam this year. Yeah, and he his speculations that he might still be hurt 18:21 I would the first I think that might be fair and that he rushed himself back because there's a lot of stuff that looks different in terms of like 18:28 His mechanics, not just the decision-making and not just him being confused. This was a so Robert Mays tweeted this out 18:35 I believe this was around. Yeah about 930 so it was before the game was over 18:40 Bonix at some point when they were up by two scores 18:44 He was throwing the ball with an average of 1.2 air yards per completion. That's that's zero completed passes beyond the sticks 18:52 That's the thing that's so crazy to me is that and yet this the second half for the Broncos their possessions 19:00 Punt punt punt punt punt punt six punts and then a kneel to go to overtime 19:05 And then they got that when they got the interception. They didn't even get a first down 19:08 They didn't get a first down like it was crazy. But yeah, Sam Donald 19:14 It's a problem and you can't like it just doesn't look the same that pick was so bad in overtime was so bad and 19:23 Yeah, bow Knicks like you can tell the issue the thing that would scare you the most if you're a Broncos fan about bow Knicks 19:29 It's not just that bow Knicks has looked bad. It's clear. They do not trust him at all. No because like they don't 19:37 They the the the throws that he attempted in a second. We're all just like behind the line of script 19:41 Would you say one point? What one for two? I don't think that's what he ended with but it was it was well into the game 19:47 I believe it was maybe the start of the fourth quarter. Yeah 19:49 So it was an ugly game ugly Thursday night football game, but we watched we did why we're uniforms really good matchup 19:56 and if it was if this was a 19:59 Regular uniform matchup between these two teams like Seahawks normal uniforms Broncos normal Unis 20:04 we would be trashing this game so hard. 20:07 Oh, we'd be so much more angrier. 20:08 But goddamn, did it look beautiful. 20:10 Yeah, yeah. 20:11 Okay, so we taped the first part of the show, 20:16 the picks and previews, so two things 20:18 that are maybe a little out of date. 20:20 The first is Jalen Hertz is out. 20:22 So Jalen Hertz has a blood clot. 20:26 Max, thoughts, concerns, everything. 20:31 Yeah, it's really hard to make a judgment on the rest of the season until you figure out 20:38 exactly what's going on because it's everything from one week to, like, not playing football 20:44 again. 20:45 Right. 20:45 So it's hard to give a real outlook on everything until you know everything, but I mean this 20:52 week's obviously going to be a struggle. 20:54 This is, some things are bigger than sports. 20:56 Yeah. 20:56 Yeah. 20:57 I hope he's, I obviously hope he's okay. 21:00 I don't know what there's a lot of people complaining about the international game and the flight 21:05 Yeah, what they knew what they did. I don't know anything about that 21:08 So I don't know anything about the the process of how everything went and I'm not gonna 21:13 I'm not gonna comment on it because I don't know that's the smart all I know is that 21:17 People do get clots on long flights sometimes 21:20 That's what they tell people especially if you're old get up walk around on a plane 21:24 But also they said that this happened like he heard his calf in practice 21:28 but yeah but we don't know I don't know I don't know anything I don't know 21:36 anything about about shit so I'm not gonna comment on that the only thing I'll 21:39 comment on is that it's gonna be a tough football game this weekend tanner 21:43 McKee tanner McKee Damian Pierce doing McKee bumps I guess what it yeah I mean 21:51 it's gonna it's gonna be a struggle but Siriani has gotten the guys the 21:57 The defense should still be strong. 21:59 The defense still should be mostly healthy. 22:02 And they're playing insane right now. 22:06 Tanner McKee can scrap together a little bit. 22:09 I mean, the spread's only three and a half, 22:10 which I think is kind of crazy 22:12 given where the Eagles are at health-wise right now. 22:16 Somebody needs to show them that tweet from the Hurricanes. 22:20 Sure, you know, like, DraftKings? 22:24 Yeah, I don't know, you got frustrated. 22:25 Yeah, you were upset at the Hurricanes. 22:29 This is the Hurricanes revenge, Caroline Hurricanes. 22:32 Yeah, I'm familiar with the tweet. 22:34 Okay, okay. 22:35 You were fired up about it the other day. 22:37 Yeah, I'm familiar with the tweet. 22:39 I don't know what you want me to say, 22:40 the Flyers still haven't won a game. 22:42 What if, yeah, what if Tanner McKee's just balls up? 22:46 I hope he does. 22:47 I hope he does. 22:48 I hope he does too. 22:49 Yeah. 22:50 Say the thing to him. 22:52 I think the Eagles can still win this division. 22:56 Let me see what the line is. 22:57 Yeah, it's like when we have the Joe Flacco elite debate. 23:02 Some guy says it's Joe Flacco elite. 23:04 The other guy says, you know, you won a Super Bowl. 23:06 Every time I say the Eagles can win the division max first thing. 23:09 Let's let's look at the odds. 23:10 Let's look at the odds. 23:11 They have jumped. 23:13 They have plummeted significantly since the jail on Hertz. 23:15 But they could still do it. 23:16 They could still do it. 23:17 What are they? 23:18 Plus 320 still significantly ahead of the commanders, 23:21 which is crazy. 23:21 Well, that seemed like unnecessary. 23:23 Well, everything you say is unnecessary. 23:24 We weren't talking about the commanders right now. 23:26 We weren't talking about who's gonna win the division 23:29 We're talking football on the Eagles. Yeah, we're talking football. Yeah, we're talking NFC East 23:33 We're if we're if you want to talk about big cat told me to say the line 23:37 Division I pulled my string. I think it tickled me Elmo. Yeah, I don't know what you want me to say 23:43 I if you want to talk about the division we can talk about the division 23:46 Yeah, we can talk I think as as bad as they look the Eagles could still possibly win 23:52 Yeah, you like I wouldn't count them out yet. Yeah, I'm not counting out either 23:54 I'm not counting about this weekend. You're a little guy. You're the little guy. You're the little guy 23:58 I'm big fella. You're a big fella. You're the littlest big guy I know. No, you're a little small. No, you're a little big guy 24:07 You're you're a cute little big guy. No shit. Cute little big guy is honestly a compliment. 24:12 Itty bitty big boy. I think cute little big guy is a compliment. Yeah, that is. Yeah 24:17 What's the little part though? 24:20 Yeah, I'm a little guy. Yeah, itty bitty big boy. 24:24 your child you were jerseys with your name on it every day that's literally what 24:28 children do I don't remember the last time before today that I wore jersey with 24:33 my name on it just a reminder this all started he was trying to pump you up 24:40 none of those wizards jerseys every soccer jersey he definitely has a US 24:43 soccer jersey name on it yeah yeah we all do yeah oh we had to put them on 24:47 for like something I've never worn it. No, we didn't have to put one. 24:51 I've never worn it. 24:53 Definitely. I don't think I ever put it on. 24:57 All right. The other one is a gift. 24:59 This jersey was a gift, Max. 25:01 The Caleb had his press conference after we recorded. 25:04 Caleb's definitely going to play on Sunday. 25:06 It feels like and he's pissed off, which I fucking love. 25:08 He was he he had a tear. 25:11 So he definitely had at least a grade two 25:13 because he said he had a tear, which is I think a grade two or grade 25:17 once a tattoo. Okay. Well, he had a significant injury. He's 25:20 been out three weeks. Uh he was pissed and I love it. He said I 25:24 think the quote was like there's been a lot of people. What was 25:26 the exact quote? So, there's a lot of people. Uh why wouldn't 25:30 he disclose what great it was? Why does he have to? It's 25:32 HIPAA dude. I mean, if it's if he's back in three weeks, it 25:36 was probably a grade one. Uh Mike, what could be great 25:39 too? Absolutely. If only he could have cleared it up 25:42 when he was given the chance. Oh, okay. You're gonna 25:44 oh, you you sound like the people he's talking about. 25:46 He said my character has been attacked for a while. 25:48 So it's just another motivating factor when I get out there and go and get going again. 25:52 You you're attacking his character. 25:53 I'm not attacking his character at all. 25:54 You have been just curious by it. 25:56 If I was in your mind, this is my injury. 25:58 You're on the list. Sure. 25:59 I'm putting you on the list. Great. 26:01 Hey, week next week, you're on the list. 26:04 You're on the list. OK. 26:05 And then the final story, you think he's madest at. 26:07 There's got to be one guy that he is probably Rob 26:09 Porton, Schefter, who just like announced that he was, you know, 26:14 week to week before anything before 26:16 the team said anything. I have a question. That's when it all started. Was they that 26:20 is bullshit? Yeah, that is Tom Pelle Ocero said he's like week to week before anything 26:24 else was reported. And then the memes came and none of this would have happened if they 26:28 were like, yeah, he's out. He's out for three to four or five weeks. None of that would 26:33 have happened. Right. However, didn't Ben Johnson say he might play the week after 26:40 he got hurt? Yeah, he's doing gamesmanship. He's trying to keep everyone keep everyone 26:43 on their toes okay but that was also in the middle of the shit well yeah it was 26:48 after the palisaro tweet that's right big Johnson did Caleb no favors no but I 26:54 think he probably was like I want to try it I'm not gonna tell anyone my depth 26:57 chart yeah but fuck up with your fuck up your quarterbacks had a little bit I 27:01 don't think it's motivating he's gonna chip on his shoulder yeah you should get 27:05 you if you had a chip on your show you'd eat it he was throwing out 27:08 Mm-hmm. Throw it out. 27:09 It's good. Sad retweets. 27:11 Mm-hmm. 27:11 No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 27:13 What sad retweets are we talking about? 27:15 He was retweeting that fucking disgusting pig Dave Portnoy. 27:19 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 27:22 That was bad. 27:24 OK, and then last story, the NCAA football, college football 27:29 is ruined yet again for the, like, 70th time. 27:33 So it's not like this is the death sentence. 27:36 This is just yet another thing that they've done to make more money and be like fuck you fans 27:43 We're moving to a 24 team playoff. I 27:48 Listen 27:49 It just sucks. We don't need 24 teams 27:53 we don't 12 is probably a stretch already and 27:57 What one of the best parts of college football what made college football special was the regular season mattered so much 28:04 And I was fine with the 12 because it still did matter because you still had good teams playing big games 28:09 Think about a Texas last year that got left out where it's like that was a significant game against Ohio State 28:15 Yeah, now we're gonna have games where it's like you can take two three like Oregon right now would be very much alive 28:21 Yeah, and it's like what does it matter if you lose two games three games four games? 28:26 You can still be in the playoff. I don't know I agree 28:29 I agree. I that's why I'm only going to count the 12 playoff that it that was the real playoff 28:35 If you didn't make it then not a real playoff bed if you're in the 24 Mickey Mouse 28:38 Yeah, not not the same at all. Mm-hmm. I think that this is just going to if we think that it's ruined right now 28:45 They can always find a way to make it worse. Yeah, and and they will so yeah, it's a money play the conference championship games 28:52 Are they all going to cease to exist? They have to every one if they don't that's the dumbest thing ever 28:57 because I don't know where like are we gonna be playing college football in 29:00 February that makes no sense we're already pretty close yeah I don't see 29:03 how how they how they matter yeah the only silver lining which is not gonna 29:08 happen but I'll throw it out there as maybe a plea I mean I it's not gonna 29:13 happen but if the games the regular season doesn't matter if you could take 29:17 three or four losses still make the playoffs the non-conference schedule 29:20 should be better they should have the the big 10 should man because the big 29:25 10 was the conference that led the charge on this. The big 10 should mandate every single 29:30 one of their teams to have to play two power four teams in September. They should do a big 29:37 10 SCC. That's what I was going to say. They should do the college basketball big 10 SCC 29:40 challenge wherever you finished last year. That's who you play. That would be great 29:44 because like that's the only we are getting to a point where it's like the the September 29:50 games just suck and it doesn't feel like there's any. So that would be the only 29:54 the only silver lining. I don't think it's going to happen in any world. 29:57 That sounds like ideally for a fan. No, it's not going to happen for 30:00 somebody that likes to watch the games on TV. That is incredible. 30:04 But what would the motivation be? 30:06 Well, it there would. 30:07 Why would there wouldn't be a good team? 30:09 Yeah, I mean, I guess it would be better for TV and like, you know, 30:12 say ticket sales, I don't know. 30:14 I mean, I would assume you you could sell out a major opponent 30:17 versus selling out, you know, when you bring in a Mac team to beat 30:20 the fuck out of them. But it's not going to happen. It should happen because taking a loss 30:26 in September now is even more like irrelevant. Yeah, it's fine. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, the problem 30:33 is then and now that the argument would be like, well, we're trying to get the buy so we can't 30:37 take a loss and so it's fucking sucks. Yeah, this is a it's a money play and the powers 30:43 that be they understand that the money is not necessarily in keeping diehard college football 30:47 fans very happy with the product at all times. It's in marketing it to the biggest audience 30:54 possible and watering it down to the point where they get the most eyeballs, more money 30:59 for commercials, TV rights deals. And that's that's how it's done. It's like, you know, 31:03 no different than the NFL trying to expand outside of the United States. Yeah, college 31:07 football is trying to get the audience that they don't have yet, the low hanging fruit 31:11 and the easiest way for them to do that is they they understand that America, we 31:16 like to look at a bracket. So they're going to give us a bigger bracket to look at. It's 31:20 the ongoing Savannah bananafication of sports in America. And it's a sad day. Yep. And it's 31:26 a reminder that we're going to 76 teams in the tournament this year. I forgot about that 31:32 76. Yeah. And it's it's the same. It's the exact same argument when the 76 was announced. 31:37 It's like, Hey, if the if the next eight teams are going to be, you know, little 31:43 you know, Indiana State and and and and like Sam Sam Houston and like all like all these small 31:50 schools, Cal Poly. Great. But no, it's not. It's going to be 17 and 16 Minnesota and eight and nine 31:59 in the ACC play NC State. That's what's going to be. No, the figure out a way to fucking see state. 32:04 Yeah. By the way, Ryan Fitzpatrick, we should mention this. He went after the after the 32:10 game on the post game. 32:12 He said, Bonix is not playing competitively. 32:14 It's almost disrespectful to the quarterback position, 32:17 how he's playing football. 32:19 Whoo, disrespectful to the position. 32:21 Whoo. 32:22 I mean, Ryan Fitzpatrick has some stinkers. 32:26 I don't think he ever had stinkers like this. 32:28 You fucking hate our friends. 32:31 When Ryan Fitzpatrick had a stinker. 32:33 I'm just kidding. 32:34 I don't care. 32:34 The stinker that he would have 32:36 would be four interceptions, no touchdown. 32:39 down. He's trying. He wouldn't. Yeah. His point is bonex is not even like he's not even playing 32:45 competitive football. You think winning games. You think true. That's what I'm saying about bonex. 32:49 This is the quintessential bonex. He drives people in saying games where it's like he sucks 32:53 somehow they win. And it's like, yep, that's her guy winner. Winning DNA. Yeah, he just he 33:00 ripped him. And he is right. He is right about the that run play he referred to. He said 33:05 He had a chance to make a guy miss that you remember that run play in in in overtime when he just basically went down 33:11 He doesn't he he doesn't run anymore. Yeah, he's he does look like he is 33:16 He's shying away from contact a little bit. I noticed he went out of bounds a few times 33:19 Yeah, even when he all he had to do was kind of stay in bounds a little bit get rid of the ball 33:26 Incompletion downfield and he would he would just opt to like run away from the defender get out of bounds and not take 33:32 any contact. I'm seeing that from Bill Barnwell, his longest 33:35 completion of the night traveled 7.6 yards in the air. 33:40 Damn, that's me to Hank right now. That was that was the farthest 33:43 throw. Actually, I'm now coming around on bonus here. Here's 33:47 another rocks like, like, that's a pretty fun night. You 33:51 don't have to do shit. You just kind of showed up and other 33:53 people carried you across the line. 33:55 Here's another one from Steve Palazzo, who we should have 33:58 on on the show sometime. He's very smart football. 34:00 Very Italian. Yeah, very Italian. So Italian that he's like he's just throwing Z's around that don't even need to be there 34:07 Mm-hmm. I think he was actually a really good college baseball player. Yeah 34:11 He said the Broncos gained how many how many yards do you think the Broncos good? Don't show it. Don't show it 34:16 How many yards do you think the Broncos gained in their last 10 drives? 34:23 including penalties 34:25 27 34:27 50 34:30 32 32 yards in their last 10 drives and they won the football game. 34:35 Oh my gosh. 34:37 That's insane, man. 34:38 Again, the story is obviously Sam Darnold threw that game away, but big picture I would buy 34:46 up the Seahawks as a football team if Sam Darnold can get right with their defense and 34:51 JSN being so exceptional. 34:53 know, bonus just lost the ability to play football. Yeah, they need to give I think it 35:00 if Sam's hurt, he should take a couple weeks off. When's the Seahawks by I think they have 35:07 the they have the chiefs next week, then they have the Bears Monday night football Cardinals 35:13 Raiders then by so I mean those are I mean the Cardinals and Raiders feels like they 35:21 should win those games bears and chiefs and I don't know what the bears are gonna 35:24 look like in two weeks but he's obviously look really good so he doesn't look 35:28 right there's something about him bears and chiefs are at home though I will say 35:32 it's combination he might not look fully healthy and also not having a competent 35:38 run game that he can lean on is definitely getting to him yeah it's 35:42 it was an ugly game all right we're gonna get to our entire picks and 35:47 preview so when we get to the Eagles portion the reason why we didn't 35:50 mentioned Jalen Hertz is out because we found out after but we just talked about 35:53 it. I think there's a couple injuries too that we talked about. What other ones? 35:56 We said AJ Brown might play. Hank said I think you said that he's 36:01 Oh he might play? Yeah. Okay. I saw a report today that he said 36:04 uncertain honest. Menonga is out. Menonga is out. Yeah it sucks a lot. 36:10 I guess those are the only two that I thought of. There's another news story I saw 36:14 Michael Rubin talking about how when he was owner he broke all the rules. Oh he said he 36:20 Every that clip with that clip that clip is so out of context. Yeah, I mean he said when I was owner 36:25 I would break all the rules. It's not 36:27 Big cat. Yes big cat 36:31 That vile pig Dave Portnoy did point out something that was interesting that I didn't even consider 36:38 With the jail and Hertz injury, which we want Jalen to get better. Mm-hmm. Is there a LeBron curse going on? 36:45 Yeah, I think it's fair to ask you just called Dave Portnoy a vile pig 36:49 Well, yeah, what he said about Caleb Williams was disgusting. 36:51 Yes, I know what he's saying about Ron James. 36:53 No, he can make good points. 36:56 Yeah, that doesn't mean that he's not right. 36:58 Caleb Williams is a good point. 36:59 Yeah. 37:00 Dude, wait, are you calling him a file pig? 37:02 No, Big Cat is. 37:03 You're calling him a file pig who's wrong. 37:05 Big Cat's calling you. 37:06 A file pig who can also make a good point. 37:08 Yeah, agreed. 37:09 Caleb Williams, great point. 37:10 No, no. 37:10 Okay. 37:11 Okay, but so LeBron, good point. 37:13 Caleb Williams, great point. 37:14 Would you like to address the LeBron curse? 37:18 We got to we got to see how basketball season turns how the flyers doing I haven't I already said that the flyers 37:24 Haven't won a game Jack. You want me to talk about that again? 37:26 I'm just I was reiterating November 1 Villanova plays in Rome 37:31 Would you take LeBron really like Villanova this year? 37:34 Would you take LeBron James winning a championship this year if it meant all your other teams sucked for the next decade? 37:43 No playoffs 37:45 No. Okay. That might be what you're dealing with. LeBronkers. I disagree. It could. No, 37:54 you can't disagree with something that could happen. I will take this fantasy land. But 37:59 you can't disagree with something. Yeah, it's a PFT commenter from Barstool Sports, 38:04 Big Cat. Yeah. LeBron James, he won a championship in Cleveland. Yes. It was 2017. 38:11 16 2016 that's right 2016 championship for the Cavs 38:16 Will's has Cleveland won after that 38:22 Nothing LeBron was a huge fan. This is a tough time to be talking about that. LeBron was a huge fan of the Angels 38:27 What is Cleveland doing right now? How'd they do? How are they doing? They're playing a game today, Max 38:37 What? It's so stupid because you asked me what Cleveland is doing today. I said they're playing a baseball game 38:41 much smarter to like resist it and then it's like we get to even the dumber 38:46 portion the dumber comments and he's just like what the fuck I also want to 38:51 know from Max what is out of context about Michael Rubin saying we were 38:55 violating every rule the NBA had that's a direct quote I don't know I just saw 38:59 the con all the comments that this is out of context okay all right that's 39:02 fair that's fair yeah okay point taken yeah I didn't see to say also I'll 39:07 just say like as a blanket rule you like this might even apply to Steve 39:10 Like if you don't win if you violate rules and don't win you shouldn't be punished. Mm-hmm 39:18 You know I mean 39:19 It's like you didn't win anything. Here's some other way. What are we gonna punish? We're gonna strip away your your second round, right? 39:27 Appearance you can't do that the Dodgers different Dodgers one Mark Walter should be punished 39:32 Bummer didn't do shit. Here's here's some more direct quotes. We're violating every rule the NBA had out of contact 39:38 You weren't allowed to take bets on your own team, but I was taking bets on the Sixers. Oh, you can't you can't have 39:44 Well with fanatics. Oh 39:47 You can't have individual contracts with athletes 39:49 I wait wait he said fanatic sportsbook didn't exist when he was the owner. Hold on. Let him finish. I well 39:54 I'm I will refute when it went through. When did he sell his steak? 40:00 Well before the fanatic sportsbook. Oh, yeah, but keep before so yeah, okay. Get your facts straight little guy 40:05 Well, I won't won't wait. We don't have any facts 40:09 You know that one you came out with one fact that it was a quick 40:14 Didn't tell me what date when you sell it 40:18 Sure, I'll tell you right now 40:21 What I'm right now let Matt let Max thank for a second Michael Rubin date of sale of sixer 40:29 Okay, he completed his 40:30 is divestment in the company that owns the Sixers and Devils. 40:34 And that is the exact same year that Fanatics launched its sports book. 40:38 That is a lie. 40:40 Fanatics launched its sports betting business in 2022. 40:44 The big, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 40:44 You little big guy. 40:45 Yes. 40:46 He started the business. 40:47 Yeah. 40:49 Well, he was the owner. 40:50 In 2022. 40:52 No, that's when the business, that's when he started the business. 40:55 It did not launch in 2022. 40:57 Fanatics? 40:57 How much you want to bet? 40:58 How much you want to bet? 40:59 I'm reading how much you want to bet Max. How much do you want to bet? I'm reading a quote right now 41:05 Launched in sports betting business in 2022 they started the business you could not bet on fanatics in 2022 41:12 They launched their sports betting business in 2022. That is a direct quote max 41:19 Oh, man, you can't have individual contracts with athletes. I have 3,000 individuals with athletes 2023 41:26 23 the business was started in 2000 first place a bet on fanatics during the limited beta testing launch in January of 41:33 2023 what you said is that he was betting through fanatics on sixers games? 41:45 Impossible what you just said I never said that you're confused because I 41:49 Wasn't until August 16th of 2023. I didn't say that Ruben said that 41:54 No, he was the one who yes the quote is you weren't allowed to take bets on your own team 41:59 But I was taking bets on the Sixers that is a quote for my room fanatics 42:03 I said that fanatics this is a man techs 42:06 I'm saying that fanatics law 2200 42:09 It didn't the business launched in 2022, but you also talk about it in a way of launch in the way of 42:16 Betting on the game. You could not bet on fanatics in 2020 42:19 I didn't say that Michael Rubin said I was taking bets on the Sixers 42:23 He said that not me 42:26 Taking up the Reuben. I just want to know about the LeBron. He said you're not allowed to have players invest in your 42:30 It was not a 20-22 LeBron. You cannot better. You cannot better for now. It's 20-20. He said you're well 42:35 That's taken up with Michael Rubin cuz I mean it's just fact. He said it not me 42:40 He didn't ever said he bet whatever the quote back 42:45 Fucking quote is you weren't allowed to take bets on your own team 42:48 I was taking bets on the Sixers Michael Reuben said that get mad at him 42:53 not have me you big fucking dumb animal wipe that wipe the fucking spit off your 42:58 nose and get your fucking you're not making any goddamn sense you big 43:05 galoo you dumb lowbacks you were just wrong you were wrong take the old 43:13 you're wrong and we're wrong it's all right you're wrong sometimes you can 43:22 I think the Eagles can still make that. 43:24 All right, let's kick it to ourselves for the. 43:26 That's a fucking idiot. 43:28 OK, before we get to week seven picks and previews, 43:31 draft Kings football has a way of turning one game 43:35 into a full week of conversation. 43:37 And draft Kings keeps you close to all of it. 43:40 The draft Kings sports app is now live in all 50 states. 43:42 That means from Texas to California to Florida. 43:45 Every fan is in on the excitement. 43:47 Follow the teams you love. 43:48 Keep up with the biggest games and experience 43:50 the excitement of football all week long. 43:51 No matter which game you're watching, you'll always be connected with one app, one app 43:56 every sport in all 50 states. 43:58 New DraftKings customers sign up with code TAKE, spend just $5 and get $200 in rewards 44:04 within 21 days, includes all markets that's code TAKE in partnership with DraftKings. 44:10 The crown is yours. 44:10 Bet with DK Sports Book, gambling problem called 1-800-GAMBLER, 1-800-MYRE-SET, Connecticut 44:16 called 888-789-7777, or visit ccpg.org on behalf of Boothill Casino in Kansas. 44:22 Bet tax pass through may apply in Illinois, 21 and over. 44:25 Voiding Canada, event-contract trading with draft king's predictions involves risk 44:28 of loss. 44:29 Availability varies. 44:30 Predictions offer Void in New York. 44:31 Bet ticket bonus bets that expire in seven days. 44:33 Trade to get predictions dollars that expire in one year. 44:35 Fifty dollars in rewards issued every seven days via click-to-claim for 21 days. 44:39 when non-withdrawable reward redeemable terms at dkng.co slash offer limited time offer nationwide based on sports book predictions and free to play sports 44:47 Contest availability varies by state the part of my take week 44:52 6 preview is brought to you by our friends at 44:56 Reese's 44:57 Reese's is the best candy out there. 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Go get Reese's wherever you shop 45:37 week week six NFL preview what's up boys how we feeling we've got four buys this 45:44 week Bengals Lions Dolphins Vikings yep how we feeling great opportunity to 45:52 compete this week yes feeling good feeling good about it and you're in your 45:55 Brewers years I got the Brewers Jersey that I put on I waited to put this on 45:58 till they were up three nothing I'm just I don't want the Dodgers to win 46:01 the Brewers are nice enough to give me a customized Jersey last year so I have 46:05 not worn it. I feel like if I'm ever going to put it on now is the time now you feel 46:09 like a big strong man not three nothing against the upstart scrappy underdog Dodgers. Let's go. 46:14 Yeah. Wasn't there for game one but now he's got it. Yeah. What happens if they lose. Well 46:19 we I guess we already talked about it. Burn the tape. Okay. Burn the tape. This is actually 46:23 awkward. Awkward if they lost. I am saying this is serious. This is a hundred percent 46:27 of front runner move on my part putting the jersey. They lose you'll have the jersey 46:29 off we'll record later in the jersey will be nowhere to be found. Yeah. Yes but 46:32 But also like again, the Brewers will tell you, I'm partially responsible for this massive 46:37 turnaround the franchise had. 46:39 In the last three years when they've won the most games in baseball? 46:42 Yeah, I think they were, I said, I forget what the stat was, they were like 27 and 25 46:47 then Arian and me throughout the first pitch. 46:50 And since that day... 46:50 What year was that? 46:51 That was last year. 46:52 But listen, they were 27 and 25, we threw out the first pitch. 46:55 Since that pitch, they have been 175 and I think 103. 47:01 three. But they were good the year before that too. Yeah, but 47:03 they weren't good to start the year. Got it. That's I mean 47:06 hundred seven hundred seventy five and it's a lot of wins 47:08 whatever that's that's a pretty good record. So yeah, the 47:11 least the least I could do is put on a bruise or Z today. Uh 47:14 okay, I I'm excited for the bias less games that we have to 47:17 have our eyes on less. I I think set eight games, nine 47:21 games and the early slate was always it was just too much 47:24 football. Like I know that's crazy to say. I'm not 47:27 saying I want less football. I just want it spread out 47:29 better because keeping track of nine games was always tough. I think we actually unfortunately still 47:35 have I think eight games early because we have three games late. Do we want to quickly before we get 47:42 into the games? Seven early. Seven early. That's a perfect number. I wish it was seven and four. 47:47 That would be nicer. The late slate, which we'll get to a lot of pressure because those look like 47:53 there could be some mismatch games. So going to be a lot of pressure on I'm going to say the 47:58 Raiders the raiders are gonna be my team that they gotta they gotta show up and give us a good game. Otherwise the afternoon 48:04 Yeah, save the afternoon 48:05 Do we have anything to say about Joe Buck and Troy Aikman fighting? I'm team team buck. Well, I'm team 48:11 I I don't even think it's I don't know if they're like beefing. I 48:17 Think it's just an awkward situation that unfortunately they have to deal with I'm just say if there is a fight if they are fighting 48:21 I'm on team buck. I would 48:25 Imagine, it's a lame answer to give. 48:27 And Ryan Glassbeagle, front office sports wrote an article 48:30 that there was a big fight right before Monday football, 48:33 did not notice on the broadcast, by the way, 48:36 did not notice at all. 48:38 But I would say this is one of those situations 48:41 where I don't fault either side. 48:44 Joe Buck is not going to turn down $108 million. 48:47 Troy Aikman has every right to be like, 48:49 dude, this is kind of awkward. 48:51 You got a new contract. 48:52 I'm I don't have a new contract. We're calling all these games. So I think it's lame as that is to say 48:58 Both sides have like a fair. What do you want me to do? I just wonder if there is some what are you guys? 49:03 That's a movement behind the same. I'm so sick of you not 49:05 You can't be pocket-watching in the in the booth. Yes. Yes means the biggest pocket watch of all time. Yeah 49:11 Hey, I just realized like maybe two months ago that PFT and I 49:15 After 15 years of doing this I have some money which we're very appreciative of and he's been just pocket-wise 49:22 watching and making us feel uncomfortable for having money. 49:26 It's a lot of money. 49:27 Yeah, but it'd be you, like, what do you want us to do? 49:29 I think what happened was Memes read the Forbes article 49:31 and took every word of that as gossip. 49:33 Yeah. 49:34 And so I was like, 49:35 Well, we've been doing this for a long time. 49:36 In his mind, he sees us and he doesn't see humans anymore. 49:39 He sees like robber barons or just walking big bags, 49:42 like burlap sacks with a dollar sign on it. 49:45 Yeah, you guys would just come in and be like, 49:47 hey, I bought a beach today. 49:48 Got my retractable roof. 49:50 It's a fucking like that sick tickets on the wood ish. Yeah, it makes 49:57 By the way is completely unnecessary until you're right. They're not on the way the tickets are memes 50:01 It makes me uncomfortable just so you know 50:06 I'm sorry for that. Yeah. No, no, you're not it doesn't matter means like pocket-watching is an uncomfortable thing 50:12 Especially it's like what do you want me to say dude? We 50:16 Should we apologize all due respect means you could just always grind harder. Yeah, sure 50:21 I did buy that chair. Yeah pot that's your go. That's an investment. I 50:25 Actually want that inflatable chair you want trade? 50:30 No, you can't have it 50:32 Okay, what I did your pool. Yeah, I'll give you full full access to the pool. I'll give you a pool pass 50:37 But yeah, I don't know no one has a pool pass by the way 50:40 You'd be one of one that'd be sick membership card. That'd be nice any time any time you want card 50:50 That would be so scary if you just woke up in the morning walked outside 50:56 Blake hates me Blake does hate me he tried to kill him when he was like two 51:00 months old um but yeah Aikman's probably gone for me a spd maybe he'd that 51:05 comment he made today where he was just like yeah I'm a free agent after this 51:09 year it does feel interesting like who were the who would they get to replace 51:12 There's one obvious name Pat McAfee and then there's a second other obvious name Jason Kelsey 51:18 No, they can say Tony Romo. Maybe a combination of Jason Kelsey and Pat McAfee like they tag each other out by quarter 51:24 Or what we could do Steven a Steven a now we're talking 51:28 How about we just do all of them at once just never let them leave the first take set and lock him in that room be like 51:34 Okay, go guys John Gruden. There is Gruden out there 51:37 No, I think I was thinking Greg Olson. He called a Super Bowl did a great job calling Super Bowl 51:41 He got demoted only because they got Tom Brady and you know 51:45 They had planned on having Tom Brady for a while and you're not gonna turn down the opportunity to have Brady be your A-list broadcaster 51:51 But in all honesty, I think Greg Olson's better at the job than Brady is. Yeah 51:55 And I think at some point you don't get a taste for a Super Bowl and then you know 52:00 You're not gonna be content for the rest of your life being second banana. Yeah. Yeah. I mean it's I 52:06 Yeah, I agree with that Greg Olson definitely has aspirations for getting back to the 52:11 a booth. It's just weird. It's I feel bad again for Joe Buck and Drake and I don't feel 52:17 bad because they're both getting paid a lot of money, but it is a difficult situation. 52:23 I don't think Joe Buck like would have made sense for him to be like, Oh, I'm not signing 52:26 a contract unless Drakeman sends a contract. Drakeman's like, Hey, dude, this kind of 52:30 sucks for me. I don't know my future. You do. Yeah. I wonder if if like Joe 52:35 had given him a heads up in the past because I know when they when they went from Fox 52:40 to ESPN together. Yeah, it did feel like there was some concurrent negotiating going on right 52:46 and they were had an understanding of what the outcome was going to be together. In this instance 52:49 maybe the fact that it's not might have rubbed Troy the wrong way. I'll give Troy a compliment 52:53 though. I as a Cowboys quarterback. I don't actually hate him anymore. I he's he's moved 52:59 past that where I don't harbor any resentment having a Dallas Cowboys quarterback calling the 53:04 games as a Commander's Redskins football team fan. 53:07 So he's good at his job. 53:09 He must be pumped to hear this. 53:11 Yeah, he's good at his job. 53:12 He's gonna let out a big exam. 53:14 So it might not be $100 million, Troy, 53:16 but you get a thumbs up from me. 53:18 And that's honestly priceless. 53:20 That's worth way more. 53:21 Pool pass for Troy too. 53:22 Yeah, pool pass for Troy. 53:25 And Troy, next time on Monday Night Football, 53:27 maybe you go back up to Joe Buck, 53:29 you're like $108 million, but did you see this 53:31 and just play this clip? 53:32 Mm-hmm and be like pft said he doesn't hate me anymore money's not everything in 53:36 In this world life is about more than just it is the tangible things. Yep. Sometimes just the two two thumbs up 53:44 Okay, let's get into the games 53:46 first up Hank 53:49 Another international game you fuck this one sucks. Yeah, oh 53:52 This one's what this one sucks. This is a good game. Yeah. Oh, it is 53:58 So yes, you should want that. It's an important divisional game. Yeah 54:03 Jaguars plus wait, is it is it jaguars or plus three minus no, yeah minus two and a half 54:10 over unders 42 and a half 54:13 You it is a good game and they're playing in fucking London. It's unfortunate 54:19 You should like this though. The divisional games should probably be like they should probably be able to play like home divisional games at home 54:25 Well, so the the Jaguars are just never gonna be in Jacksonville ever again because they're getting the stadium renovations 54:30 They're gonna have to play in Orlando and so I think these are two true not true, but they're two home games for Jacksonville 54:37 I believe in the past they've done one will be a home game one will be a road game 54:42 But because of the renovations and all that stuff 54:44 These are both home games that Jacksonville is missing out on which sucks if you are a Jaguars fan 54:49 But probably rocks for that one Jaguars fan over in England that dresses up in the bowler hat 54:53 Yeah, and the ascot. Yep. I wonder if anyone's staying with him this week like cam cam little come on stay with the with the creepy guy 55:00 Mm-hmm. I always love the Jaguars the guys that get dressed up and they look like actual cats 55:04 Yes in London and they go to the game this sucks 55:07 It does suck that we're losing a division game to the International Circus 55:10 I mean we have like seven more of these coming to yeah division, but this your your dream NFL 55:16 I think there's a problem with next week's game, too. Oh, yeah, cuz they're protesting in Paris. We need they're getting upset 55:23 Who? 55:24 The price of the baguette has fallen. 55:26 So they're protesting the NFL? 55:28 No, they're protesting the price of the baguette going down. 55:31 So now they're like, ooh, we should be scared to go. 55:34 There's riots in the streets of Paris. 55:36 You can't do anything in Paris without it. 55:38 What do you mean the baguette? 55:39 The price of the baguette has plummeted. 55:41 You should know this bread boy. 55:42 Yeah, it's not actually, 55:44 you're not actually talking about bread. 55:46 Max is panicking. 55:47 Yeah, no, they are rioting. 55:51 I made up the baguette thing. 55:52 Got it. 55:52 We've got a car we've got a car crisis 55:55 It's actually a short gets gone to a cent. It's actually it's interesting max max comes back from Paris and all of a sudden 56:01 There's a bread shortage. Yeah, no, no, no it all go the baguette is worth so little 56:06 They're actually using them to start fires that sounds to hear how that sounds like a positive that you're spending less money on bread 56:12 No, cuz no can make money anymore 56:13 That's the entire economy is people like in Paris 56:15 it's literally just 56:16 cigarette smokers and baguette eaters and 56:19 Everyone else is just making baguettes for the baguette eaters 56:22 I wasn't eating enough baguettes 56:26 Too much. Yeah. No, you're random dry 56:29 Anyway, there's there's riots going on. I think it's like about 56:33 School systems or I don't fucking know. They there's doesn't they just do riots. Yeah pretty well 56:40 I kind of in their history. It's kind of like yeah, it's it's a recreational activity. Yeah 56:44 Yeah, that's why their sports teams their owners are afraid to do anything against the fan base 56:48 Yeah, and I think there will be a riot. I think they actually like I think their riots actually get things to change 56:53 Yeah, like they do a pretty good job at it 56:55 Well, they they're not afraid to wheel out some contraptions that they used to use back in the day 56:59 Yeah, kind of point at them. Yeah overcrowded classrooms. That's a 57:04 Okay, all right. Yeah, sure. Do we view these are all things that we say that we want right now. I'm pro education. Yeah, mm-hmm 57:10 Are you? 57:14 I'm very well educated 57:17 it's true it is true I don't know if a 20% acceptance rate made that number up 57:22 but yeah like that didn't you get in the easy way yeah I transferred in yeah okay 57:27 this game out of degree I like the Texans in this game I think they're 57:32 they're the desperate team it's go time I know the Jaguars have been there CD 57:37 Strauss been playing well and I'm a little worried about the Jaguars 57:40 offensive line that's all I'll say the the last three seasons Houston has 57:45 has been 16, 10, and one against the spread 57:47 in weeks five through 18. 57:50 Okay. 57:50 So that's when they turn things around. 57:53 Yeah. 57:53 And we all know that they start the season slow, 57:54 but also against the spread, 57:55 they tend to work people after the first four weeks. 57:59 We can close the books on those. 58:00 Mm-hmm. 58:01 I don't know, I think there's something to be said 58:03 in my mind for the Jaguars staying overseas 58:06 for an extra week. 58:07 I don't know if that actually plays out. 58:08 Oh, for sure. 58:09 If that plays out historically. 58:10 Yeah. 58:10 Based on results and you have to also include 58:12 the fact that like the Jaguars played 58:14 a lot of games over there. They probably have the travel routine down better than most. 58:19 But also they played a lot of those games and they're a bad football team. So I don't 58:22 know if there's like clean data behind it. I just feel like in general, if you stay in 58:26 England an extra week ahead of the game, you're probably going to be more locked in 58:30 than if you just fly over there. Yeah. Although you probably had some bad 58:33 breakfast. Beans. Yeah. Full tomatoes. Tomato. Tomatoes. They have blood pudding. 58:41 You guys ever have blood pudding? 58:42 No. 58:43 It's gross. 58:43 Oh, actually I have. 58:43 I have. 58:44 Yeah, it's gross. 58:45 It's gross, but I kind of like it. 58:47 I know it's gross when I'm eating it, but it's a tomato soup. 58:51 No, it's like, it looks disgusting. 58:53 Hank, you would hate it. 58:53 It's like, it's like, spicy. 58:54 It's like, it's like, spicy. 58:55 It's a patty. 58:56 It's sausage, kind of. 58:57 It's a patty of like, kind of sausage, but it's also made with oats. 59:00 Yeah, I've had it. 59:01 Yeah. 59:01 It's like a hamburger. 59:02 No. 59:03 It's like an espresso puck. 59:04 It looks like dog food. 59:05 It does look like dog food. 59:06 That's just a sausage. 59:07 Yeah. 59:07 No, but it's not it has like the grains and shit in it too, right? I didn't know there was grains in it 59:13 I've always just been that's pretty good. I just kind of eat it. Let's see. Yeah, let's watch the season with mace 59:18 I think that's what you're thinking of. Yeah, mace salt white peppers and onions. What is my kid? 59:24 What am I saying? I eat it. I eat it like it's meat. It's not my favorite one, but I but 59:30 It's on my if it's given to me on a plate. I will eat it. I won't go back for more though 59:35 Is may still rapping? No, he retired. Oh, he did famously retired super. Yeah. Oh, he's doing he became a he became a pastor 59:43 Mm-hmm, and now he does the show with Cameron. That's very funny my walk-up song in college was welcome back. Oh 59:49 Yeah, yeah, Mace. I think he walked away like top of the game 59:52 Did he might have got to him? Yeah, he went so he was like I have to be a pastor now 59:57 Yeah, that tells me that yeah, there was I got a tone for some shit. Did he get beat up? Yeah, mm-hmm that 60:03 crazy story what tell us did he obviously it's it's a it's a guy that 60:10 was like a drug kingpin like an actual drug kingpin you know his name is running 60:15 the jail okay the kingpin's name you know what is like legit God give a name 60:19 is doon Chris Christopher Koch yeah yeah okay but he he's an actual like 60:27 crazy crazy drug kingpin he's been in jail for 25 years he runs the jail 60:33 and then a video came out. 60:35 So it's like Diddy was going through him 60:36 to get all the, you know, the hookups, cell phone, 60:39 like all this luxurious jail stuff. 60:41 Then a video came out. 60:44 That's like, oh, Diddy's got a phone. 60:45 He's got all this stuff. 60:46 And apparently that like, he got in trouble. 60:49 Like he got mad. 60:50 The kingpin got mad that like their Spock up blown up. 60:53 Cause after that video came out, 60:54 there was a crack down. 60:56 So they got mad and then they, there was a fight. 60:59 So he beat his ass? 61:00 He had to get like rushed to urgent care 61:03 Yeah 61:04 Cades headed Chris Dutas Dutas 61:13 The stories of like the shit that him and his his crew were doing are fucking insane 61:17 He's basically like the Pablo Escobar of Jamaica. So yeah, where do you do it? 61:22 He was the inspiration behind like the Jamaican fictional version of Scarface. Yeah. Yeah, damn Chris Coke. Okay 61:30 Has dead killed Bob Marley 61:32 See yeah for the CIA. Yeah, okay 61:36 shit 61:37 Yeah, I like the Texans 61:40 You think to Miko Ryan's is gonna hand back defensive play calling this week and then take it back over again against the giant smart 61:45 It would be smart for you know what you handle this one 61:48 I think you've grown last week you handle the Jaguars they get beat by the Jaguars and he's like 61:54 Okay, I have to take it back for twice as long now 61:56 So you learn your lesson. So I'll handle it against the Giants and the Chargers. Yeah, and then it's back to you 62:01 You know, I'll do it three weeks. So we'll go against the Browns to back and forth. Yeah back and forth 62:05 You can take back over when we play the Ravens. Um, okay, let's go to the regular slate 62:12 I'll start bears Falcons bears minus one and a half over orders 51 and a half 62:16 I am very nervous for this game boys. Caleb should be back need Caleb back. I 62:22 Actually, let me start with this if 62:24 It's not Caleb. I'm not nervous for this game. I'm like we're gonna lose 62:28 But I'm nervous for this game regardless because we are not a good defense Montez sweat out 62:34 Dio maybe hurt TJ Edwards hurt 62:38 It's Bijan could have a day against the Bears defense. Yeah, the Bears 62:42 Haven't got the turnovers that they got last year 62:45 Is this pretty much like the same type of defense except you just you turn more of the miscues into turnovers last year 62:52 Is that the big difference, 62:53 or is it just like a much worse difference too? 62:56 It's, no, I would say it didn't upgrade anything 63:00 on the defensive line, 63:03 and Jalen Johnson is a year older, 63:06 and our big plan, Kobe Bryant, 63:08 as the safety across from Dana Min got hurt 63:11 in the pre-season, so. 63:14 It's a worse, I think it's a worse defense probably. 63:17 Pinnock's probably gonna play? 63:19 Yeah. 63:19 He's got tinder ribs, which sounds delicious. 63:21 So good. 63:21 But he is going to try to give it a go. I think because they saw what happened when tool went in 63:26 To us should wear a guardian cap at quarterback. Yeah, he should be the first to do it 63:30 He's no memory famously. He said he wasn't going to because he just trust God. Yeah, but he should I don't know dude 63:36 He should feel like God hasn't been helping you out. I think God's like I I sent a guardian cap to help you 63:41 Yeah, let's put it on 63:43 God God was like, hey, I gave you I had the dolphin sign you for 200 million dollars 63:47 You could walk away from this now. Yeah, I gave you I gave you a mansion and a nice comfortable bed 63:51 Yeah, go back to you go to Hawaii. Yeah from Hawaii, dude. There's a lot of yeah 63:56 There's a lot of options that he should have right now. Yeah, but uh, I I think it's gonna be Michael Penex 64:02 I'm very nervous about our defense. I just really hope the kill is back because I do think that we can 64:06 We're just the Bears are gonna have to be a shootout team. We're gonna have to be a shootout team 64:10 We're gonna have to be a roller coaster season type of team where every game it's up and down 64:15 I know that I knew that going in and we just need Caleb back to be able to successfully do that 64:21 and not have it be a we get we get 30 on our head 64:25 and we can't respond. 64:26 And Caleb has changed his, what he changed his picture 64:29 to John Wick. 64:30 He's John Wick, yeah. 64:31 Love that, I'm inevitable. 64:32 And yeah, I'm, I just want to see Caleb back, 64:36 need 18 back, just need, need, need to see him playing. 64:39 I'm done with the, the, the backups. 64:42 Ben Johnson, very, very good coach after a loss. 64:44 Yeah. 64:44 Usually responds pretty well. 64:46 This would be huge getting, getting Caleb back, obviously. 64:48 Do you think that Pentax is going to stick around? 64:50 Is he going to be the starting quarterback in? 64:53 2027 because he's playing for that this year 64:55 I think like what are they going to do in the offseason look at free agency look at the draft 64:59 Or are they going to be happy with pinnix as a quarterback because right now? I think as it stands 65:04 I think you you stick with pinnix. It's very early, but right now 65:08 I think we're making a dial the pinnix style. Yeah 65:11 The pinnix is swung to the left. I think it's a case on the field. Yeah, stay on the field 65:15 Yeah, he's worth keeping around because you still have him under contract, right? Yeah 65:20 Yeah. Also, I just want to say that Colson Loveland. 65:23 I think he's going to have a big game because I'm personally counting last 65:26 game as he had 10 catches because I watched some of the tape. 65:29 Tape watcher, no big deal. 65:31 He was open on so many chances for Tyson Bajans. 65:34 So I'm just going to count it as 10 catches. 65:36 So if you if anyone wants to update their fantasy team, 65:39 he had 10 catches for 105 yards. 65:42 What about Manangai? 65:44 Still hurt and week to week. 65:47 Also Deandre Swift still hurt week to week. 65:49 So that's a problem. Both those things are big time problems Roshan Johnson great special teams player 65:55 I don't think he can be the one carrying the ball. So need need one of the guys to be back 66:00 I'm lucky enough to have never experienced turf to myself. I don't know what it's like going through it 66:05 I know it sucks, but 66:07 Is it a day-to-day thing? 66:09 Like do you wake up days and the turf toe feels better than others? 66:11 Or is it just you have to it's gonna hurt for I think it's gonna hurt 66:15 Can he get through it where he doesn't hurt himself even more? Okay? 66:19 We'll see injury this is I love watching Calvin guy run. Yeah, he's one of my favorite players to watch 66:24 It's a very important piece of the Bears offense 66:27 This is gonna be a big like injury report game. See, you know, don't wait till you see who's actually playing in this game 66:34 Whether it be Swift Monongai 66:37 Penix Caleb you got to see the injury report. Okay next game 66:43 Ravens Browns Browns plus five and a half speaking of two of by the way, did you see the quote? 66:48 for Marlon Humphrey, he said that as soon as Tua entered the game, Kyle Hamilton knew 66:53 he was getting an interception. Kyle was like Tua in the game. It was the most excited 66:58 I've probably ever seen him. That's bad. When the opposing defense is just yelling Tua 67:03 in the game and being like, I'm going to get one. 67:05 Yeah, he's looking at him like a cartoon cat looks at a cartoon bird when it turns 67:09 into just like a turkey basting in the oven. Yeah. Yeah. That must be a good 67:13 feeling. Yeah. Also, Marlon Humphrey said that it's always weird playing in 67:17 Cleveland he said just weird shit happened. It's always just been weird going back to the good weirds with the Lamar poop game 67:24 There's just all types of things that have happened. Mm-hmm. I 67:28 Like Marlon. Yeah weird shit happens including that is that is a fact. They the Browns 67:33 They the trap got them. Oh, yeah 67:36 So what is this week because they they did not avoid the trap. I don't know 67:39 Do we start up? Do we start over at ground zero? I 67:44 Feel like you might have to go back to the start 67:47 I think it's, oh no, I think he has like, 67:48 Dom has like, win two of the next three or something. 67:52 Okay, so there's a map. 67:52 No, I looked this up earlier this week. 67:56 Well, now you have it in front of you, 67:58 so why are you getting upset? 67:59 Just look it up yourself. 68:00 Don't let me, I'm allowed to get upset 68:01 when I wanna get upset. 68:02 Yeah, but why are you upset 68:03 about something that you can look up yourself? 68:04 Because I thought I could remember it. 68:06 Sometimes you wanna do brain exercises. 68:07 Who cares if you remember this? 68:10 Max is an educator. 68:11 That's not like a trivia, like, 68:12 ah, who started in this game. 68:14 It's the Monk in Revenge, 68:15 prove yourself. 68:16 Yeah, Monk in Revenge, I knew the Monk. 68:17 Yeah, no, you didn't you actually didn't know shut up 68:20 The monkey revenge am I right guys max did not if you let me think I could have remembered it 68:25 You wouldn't let me think sometimes you have to think to use your brain 68:28 Oh, I don't know if you can have a revenge game if you leave somewhere to become a head coach 68:33 That's why that's why I remember it because it was funny 68:38 You guys gave me no no time to think zero time we're doing a podcast we can't okay next time 68:44 We'll give you as much as I will sit here inside. There's so many thinking podcasts out there like what name one 68:51 Everyone call her daddy. They always talk about getting brain. Yep. Thank you ahead thinking podcasts. Yep 68:58 True crime they think all the time on there. I 69:02 Can't even name it. No, you can't I can't do any true crime. Wait. No, no, no, hold on 69:09 Go ahead 69:20 I just said I don't know I said I do know this if you let me think I just said I don't know any true crime pod 69:26 you gotta be able to think of one the case okay there you go yeah good job good job good thought yeah all right 69:34 We got to let we got to get lit max think some more. Yeah 69:37 So much smarter if you just let me think monkey revenge prove yourself 69:41 Yeah, I don't think it's a revenge if you left to get an awesome job. I think it's yeah 69:45 You are you know, you left home. Well, I'm not a job. I should have said yeah 69:50 Yeah, no you ran away to join the circus and now the circus is back in your hometown 69:53 Yeah, and so you're like I wonder if my family's gonna come out to see me as a clown 69:57 Mm-hmm. I kind of like to browse in this game 69:59 I do agree with more than hopefully every every time the Bravins play in Cleveland 70:03 when it does feel like weird shit happens. Yeah, I agree with you on this. 70:06 I think that I like the Browns. 70:08 It's Baltimore. 70:10 What, four and a half is five and a half, I think. 70:12 And quench on Jenkins might not be playing, I believe, 70:15 which that is that's important. 70:17 Yeah, five and a half, five and a half. 70:19 So I love the Browns in that circumstance. 70:21 Like, yeah, going to Cleveland division game, 70:23 Browns will play teams that they're familiar with. 70:25 Very, very tough. 70:26 I can see the Browns winning outright. 70:28 Oh, like that. 70:30 I don't think it's going to happen. 70:30 I want to just make sure to say that. 70:33 Well, if it's gonna be Snoop. Yes, I could definitely see the Browns winning outright if it's Lamar 70:38 Probably not. So what's your final answer? My final answer? Don't don't Josh paint yourself my fine 70:43 Yeah, my final answer a lot of people are saying that this is a game that the Browns could win 70:47 Okay, a lot of people the weather shows up from so many rounds 70:51 No, I'm I'm gonna my stance is firm. I am taking the Browns against the spread against 100% 70:57 Yes, fair. I'm not taking the Browns money line teams are open for after playing the Jets 71:03 Kids you beat them up. You kick their ass. I don't know that. Okay. Let's get that something to monitor. Yeah, so 71:11 Browns have no chance 71:13 But maybe cover it's good for the bears though 71:16 Why playing third play Patriots Thursday? 71:19 We what the 71:21 Just play the Patriots this weekend. Oh 71:23 Got it. Got it. Got it teams after facing bad for us last week because we lost the Packers 71:29 Yeah, yeah, I wish we had I wish yeah double-edged sword. Yeah 71:33 It gets you and then it can get someone else. All right memes. I like it 71:37 What are you gonna say? Oh wrong game stat. You just started you just started ripping a stat 71:42 It was about Robert Salah. Maybe thought a little bit more you would have been able to realize 71:48 You know what Titans 71:55 Wait you just you just tried to hit give us a staff from three games ago. It was about Robert Salah 72:00 I was thinking you think roberts lost still coaches the jets 72:04 Teams that are facing not the jets coach. I know finishes stat. It is an interesting stat 72:11 Because it part of it was when Robert Salah was a the Jets coach teams the week after facing Robert Salah 72:18 Are 16 getting annoying 16 and straight up 16 and 26 straight up over the last five seasons 72:25 So that's the Texans 72:28 Straight up. I kind of like this. 72:30 Maybe always be three games behind. 72:32 Well, you get to it and then you talked about. 72:35 Oh, here's my jets. 72:36 And then I just. Yeah. 72:38 If you just want to think more, I kind of got it right. 72:40 It's true. I agree. 72:42 I'm on your side. I know. 72:44 All right. 72:45 Titans plus seven against the Colts left side over under 44 and a half. 72:50 Is there any Robert Salah staff for this? 72:53 Which game Titans Colts? 72:54 No, he's the coach of the Titans. 72:56 I got nothing. 72:56 And now do the do the Robert Salastat. This doesn't this doesn't apply. Well, no, so we can prepare for next week 73:05 Yes, between the Jetson now Titans teams the week after facing Robert Salah are 73:10 16 and 26 straight up over the last five seasons. All right, so maybe bet against the Colts next week 73:15 Yeah, after they're done playing that's yeah. Yeah, make sure to remember that for next Thursday 73:20 For the Titans were at the point of the season where all the new guys are like, oh, man 73:25 this no one prepared me for this carnell tate said 73:29 I'm starting 0 and 5 I ain't ever lose like this in my life 73:33 so it's always a fun when you get like the guys from the really good college programs are like 73:38 this isn't what I've been used to at all no it's bad it's very very bad he's he's cam ward is 73:44 dead last in most statistics yep uh if you just sort by whatever quarterback angle that you're 73:50 looking at it's probably going to be cam ward in last place right now they do have mitch 73:54 Trubisky. If it's time to make a change. 73:58 The Roberts Roberts law said it's not though. It's not he said 74:02 he's sticking with him. But at some point, if you want, there 74:06 arrives a time where a coach has to kind of save and salvage 74:10 the team that he has for the guys that will stick around next 74:13 year. Well, to say like, Okay, I'm going to give you guys a 74:16 chance to look good on film. Right? I had a question because I 74:19 saw the the the quotes they were asking about it um and cam ward and and and robert salah 74:26 said uh actually hey go ahead uh said making changes is a sign of panic this is not the 74:34 time we're in game five of year one are we sure there's year two um for cam for everyone 74:46 one. Yeah. I don't know. I think so. I think so too. I think 74:50 there will be. Well, if they don't win a game, maybe not to 74:54 be like, they have to have it. It's just year one. I don't 74:57 know. You not always get your two. You can show signs of 75:00 improvement, maybe. Yeah. I mean, it's early. It's early to 75:03 have the conversation. If everyone quits on you, then I 75:06 could see that. Yeah. But also the Titans have made no 75:08 sense with I read the whole thing on Wednesday. They're 75:11 six and 33 since firing Mike Rabel. It's it's just a bad 75:14 bad bad scene. They've lost 11 straight divisional games. Yeah. Think about that. 31 teams have 75:21 completed at least one pass thrown 30 plus yards down the field this season and then there's the 75:25 Titans. Yeah. That's good. I think the Colts this is one of those games the Colts have to beat 75:32 them and beat them soundly if you like it's almost a test game of is the Colts or the Colts 75:37 going to be a threat at maybe getting into the playoffs in a crowded AFC. It's like you 75:43 You got to beat this team and beat the fuck out of it. 75:45 Is this the game that Jonathan Taylor finally goes off? 75:49 Yeah, he had a good, what was the game? 75:51 He had a game earlier this season 75:53 where I think he had three touchdowns, but yeah. 75:54 The three touchdowns, yeah, but I mean like goes off 75:56 in terms of like a consistent running game, 75:58 because they haven't had that this year. 76:00 Yeah, he had the game against the Chiefs. 76:02 He had a pretty nice game. 76:04 He had two touchdowns, 134 yards from scrimmage. 76:09 But yeah. 76:09 He also had two touchdowns 76:10 and 95 yards against commanders. 76:11 Yeah. 76:11 Running at five yards carry. Mm-hmm. That's pretty good. It's pretty good. He hasn't he has not factor fiction 76:17 He has not gone off this year. I mean 95 yards two toddies is pretty how many hundred yard games 76:24 Does he have this year running football? He has two games at 95 yards. Okay, so that sounds like a zero 76:30 Yeah, he does have zero those 76:32 Okay 76:33 He has another game of 92, but I mean it's a guy that he used to be putting up 150 160 yards 76:39 But you're acting like he's I think the chief's game would be qualified with the 132 scrimmage with two touchdowns 76:47 Would be a pretty damn good game. But yeah, they need to have a consistent rushing attack is what I'm saying 76:52 This could be the game. Yeah, this could be although the Titans defense isn't the worst 76:56 That's gotta be so hard if you're Titans defender just having 77:04 The Colts by the way the Colts actually 77:06 I say that like we don't know what the Colts we know exactly what the Colts are 77:10 Can we just all agree on what the Colts are? 77:12 They're a team that is that is that will finish somewhere around 500 and they will beat all the teams below them 77:19 And they will lose to every single one of their teams above them. It's like a 77:23 Grocery stick. They are exactly a grocery. They're a grocery 77:26 So it separates the the worst the bad teams from the maybe good team 77:30 They have the Colts have lost the last 18 of 21 games against teams over 500 77:36 They are the grocery stick team of the NFL. Mm-hmm. If you play the Colts and you lose to the Colts 77:42 You are a bad team if you play the Colts and you beat the Colts. You are a good team. Mm-hmm. That's pretty much it 77:50 It's how it just goes 77:52 So yeah, enjoy the fact that they're the grocery stick team 77:55 I think the Titans are a bad team. So I'm gonna take the Colts 77:59 Do we think that the Colts are going to get better as the quarterback gets healthier? 78:04 No, I think they're gonna stay the grocery stick. Okay exactly the grocery stick 78:08 Which will keep what which kind of teases is hasn't this just been what the cults have been for last like five years? 78:13 Basically since Andrew luck retired really like yeah probably longer than that. It's just like exactly what they are. Yeah 78:20 Okay, next up 78:23 Jets Patriots 78:27 memes Hank 78:28 Hate week Patriots are minus seven and a half over under forty three and a half and all of Hank's holes are on the one 78:37 Names thank 78:39 I even paid yours gonna win by 14 78:42 14 crush against all his back 78:46 And we're just we're firing on all cylinders jet. Defense is not bad 78:52 It's not bad the cavalry is not coming back. Oh, no 78:56 What happened they said week to week it's been a month and that means it month to month 79:01 So who's cut who's not coming back that you thought was coming back breeze hall. Ah our left guard 79:09 Omar's back though. Omar coming. Can I can you guess it's not going to be a 79:14 hurricane for memes either if it was good weather yeah just no rain little chilly 79:20 can I gas you up a little bit memes yeah I found I found five stats out there 79:25 that the jets went from bottom five in the NFL to top five in from last year to 79:32 this year go a point opponent points per game they were 31st last year now 79:38 Another fifth, pretty good. 79:40 They went from 29.6 to 19.2. 79:43 Completion percentage, last year they were 29th, 79:46 60.3%, this year they're third, 69.4%. 79:50 Last year, sacks per game, 31st, 79:53 with one and a half sacks per game, 79:55 this year they're third, 3.4 sacks per game. 79:58 They didn't have eight sacks last week. 80:01 Defense of sack rate, 29th, last year 4.8%, 80:05 this year second, 9.6%. 80:07 pass protection versus expected, 80:10 they were 28th last year, they were first this year. 80:13 So there you go, some things are turning around. 80:16 The defense is look better. 80:18 Yeah, the defense is significantly improved. 80:20 Yeah. Now that could be rain, 80:23 but still improved. 80:25 What, so Hank, are you even like, 80:27 you're not even a little bit worried, 80:28 what would be a score, a score in time 80:31 that would have you be, 80:33 oh man, I should be a little concerned. 80:35 down ten with seven minutes ago okay down ten with seven minutes so even if 80:41 you were if you were down 21 a half it wouldn't be a concern no like any any no 80:52 matter what the setup down 21 a still in it a little concerned I have a question 80:57 Yes, um LG 81:00 You know, again, that's not that's not your thing. So I think get an original one. That's for people at home. It's memes 81:07 That's my guy 81:11 Henry 81:13 My question for you 81:16 My friend 81:17 Do we know what the Patriots are doing with the keeper of the light? 81:21 Have they stopped doing that entirely? I 81:24 Don't think so. Did we bully them out of no? 81:26 out of doing the keeper of the light ceremony we might have no last week they 81:30 had the whole entire 2001 team back yeah but are they the keeper of the light that 81:36 was a special ceremony so that might have like they might have done that in 81:39 in in lieu of of it but no okay is there no more keeper of the light no 81:43 they're absolutely I went on I went on the website I didn't see any updates so I 81:47 guess if they've stopped I went on the light house's website yesterday to 81:51 check this out because I haven't heard any they had one on on September 20th 81:55 Okay. 81:56 And then last week, I think they did the 2001 81:58 we won the Super Bowl, so they did a little like. 82:00 Who is this September 20th? 82:02 Stephen Gilmore. 82:03 Okay. 82:03 That is good to know because when I went and I checked it out, 82:08 I did not see. 82:09 I don't think that they've been updating the keeper of the light. 82:12 So Hank's face was one of the first pictures that I saw. 82:15 Oh, wow. 82:15 When I looked at the website. 82:16 Well, that's just probably like clicks like they're going with. 82:18 Yeah. 82:18 Page use. 82:19 Hey page use. 82:20 For sure. 82:21 Is is Glenn is Glenn in retirement. Did he run he took his tail and go see look 82:27 Here's the keeper of the light website right here. Yeah, and they own they have 2025. Yeah, that's true 82:32 I haven't put anything on there, huh for 2026, so I don't know what's happening. Yeah, that's weird 82:37 They haven't updated it something to watch it's good. It's Glenn done. I haven't watched any Glenn this week 82:43 I think he he last I saw on his Twitter account. He was like up in a cabin in northern, Wisconsin 82:49 and laying low, I think there were some people that were kind of harassing him online for 82:53 some money and I think, yeah, he, yeah, so you put out like a big note sap statement saying 82:57 that he was, he was hiding. 82:59 I've got nothing from Glenn this week. 83:01 Nothing from Glenn this week? 83:02 Yeah. 83:02 Damn. 83:03 Almost no cell reception. 83:04 Glenn and I normally chat around this time every week. 83:07 We've had no such chat so far. 83:10 Really? 83:12 That's sad. 83:13 Wait a minute. 83:15 Give back some time to think. 83:18 Max, you need a second? 83:20 You need a second to think, Max? 83:21 Well, I need a second to look. 83:23 Yeah. 83:23 So look. 83:24 First, yes. 83:25 He has to think before he looks. 83:26 Why don't you look on the fucking? 83:27 Yeah. 83:28 No. 83:28 Well, I like to look. 83:29 I just want to make sure. 83:30 No. 83:31 I have nothing from Glenn. 83:32 So that was correct. 83:35 Well, PFT looks at his phone. 83:37 I think Big Garrelson said this is a big game this week. 83:40 So we'll see how the Jets play in a big game. 83:44 are you are you gonna be in the office potentially I think you should be yeah 83:54 what do you mean potential I'm not saying you have to be in the cave for the 83:56 whole game but I think if it gets close you have to be in the cave okay the 84:00 international games fucked up my schedule yeah you have noticed you haven't 84:04 been in here I'm just up all night what up all night watching college wake up 84:11 just tired skip that one just get in here for I think you should be in for the 84:16 chest I want to see I want to see you and Hank going at it there yeah and if 84:21 people want that too yeah yeah massive surprise you literally get to put your 84:25 you get every hole 84:30 what truth bomb incoming Glenn Glenn just that was crazy coincidence oh my 84:37 Oh my God. 84:38 Glenn just reached out. 84:39 By the way, everyone out there thinks that it's me. 84:42 I don't know who Glenn is. 84:43 That was wild though, how that happened. 84:46 Maybe I know some people that know some people that know Glenn, but I am not Glenn. 84:52 I suspect it's Max. 84:55 Agreed. 84:57 Okay. 84:57 Hank, so you're 14. 85:00 And your official prediction means? 85:03 It depends. 85:04 Okay. 85:08 Like if they show up, I mean historically we lose we're like 18 and two in the past decade in Foxboro 85:13 Mm-hmm, but Drake may is capable of playing like absolute dog shit 85:17 And you got to figure out a way to make him play like dog shit. Yeah is AJ Brown playing Hank 85:22 No, he's just practicing. Yeah, the Patriots Christian. It's all his back. The Patriots do it's a bullshit right now 85:27 What are they doing? They pretty much listed their entire team on the injury report. Hmm, so you don't know that's not like them 85:34 I 85:35 Patriots, yeah 85:40 We went from having zero minutes now and maybe maybe 16 of let's go and buckle up 85:49 Get some popcorn. Yeah hell. Yeah. Give me a snack 85:54 Good another what if Wednesday? I'm aware that it is Friday 85:56 But to be candid you guys are lucky that you're getting a breakdown at all after all the abuse that I've been dealing with online 86:01 I was only able to watch the London games not able to watch any of the 1 o'clock or the 4bm games shout out to all the 86:06 Glintom and I really appreciate each and every one of you, but to the glinomies your own thin ice your pinguins right now 86:12 Okay, and I've got my eyes on you. I've got myself for tracking all of your IP addresses 86:16 My uncle is a lawyer and he is he's putting everything into a spreadsheet 86:20 So you'll be hearing from all of us very shortly as soon as I get back from my family's cabin remote northern, Wisconsin 86:25 I plan on taking full action against you all and that's a good reminder that if you haven't subscribed 86:29 please subscribe no better time than now I can really use it one last administrative note we do 86:33 have the golf tournament coming up so two spots available for that if there's anybody out there 86:37 you want to call in and say hey I'm calling yen it's the glinner neck glinvitational and you 86:41 can sign up again $500 you can make the check out to me we'll go to charity through the various 86:46 initiatives that we have so again really looking forward cool prizes always great to hang out 86:51 with most of you guys so as I mentioned was not able to dig into the daytime games on Sunday 86:56 But what I was able to see is kind of a a new epidemic and it's sweeping across the NFL 87:01 I don't know what these coaches are doing, but it's making me scratch my dang head 87:06 Clock mismanagement is strategy 101. No one's gonna pass and grade 87:10 Let's kick it across the pond and start with the Jaguars and the Eagles when we dive into the teach tape 87:14 Take me to the old 22 at half time 87:16 I don't know what coach sirianni said that because that was your voice 87:20 They came out and they do every single week, which is precisely dick 87:24 nothing in the third quarter absolutely trash football from the fourth 87:29 for the Eagles but they didn't make it close in the fourth the Eagles fight back 87:32 and guess what they take the lead and they're gonna win the game there's only 87:36 eight seconds left on the clock of course they're gonna win the game 87:38 false when I hear of Eagles fan eight seconds I'm thinking Max Dalente went 87:44 back for another round at the buffet heck he ate thirds and fourths too but 87:49 what happened in this scenario was they kicked it deep they kept it in 87:52 Bounds and the Jaguars get a big return and he's still running away. You shouldn't let him run just a little bit more 87:57 You didn't let him still running quite enough Nick Siriani 88:01 It's so funny because this clock mismanagement was right in the shadows of the world's largest timepiece 88:07 The historic Big Ben Big Ben's out of his boot. He's looking beautiful and remember Big Ben's not the name of the clock 88:14 It's actually the name of the bell. Oh, no wait, that's Leveon 88:17 We like to talk about a little bit on my page 88:19 Reminded that learning can be fun too. Everybody comes to tick-tick-tick on the watch watch watch 88:22 This you're not he doesn't really understand how to manage the little hand after all he benched keep a kid 88:28 Okay, there's probably enough eagles jokes. They won't suspect. That's me max. Let's move on 88:31 Okay, let's kick it to the afternoon games. Um, I didn't really see much the afternoon games 88:35 So we can kick it to the nighttime games even on the money night 88:38 We saw Sean McBae go out there and absolutely poop his brain when it comes to figuring out how to use that clock 88:45 as the real 12th man and frankly i'm okay with my McVease not getting too obsessed with how timers 88:50 work okay guys that does it for me thanks for stopping by on what if wednesday hope you guys 88:53 learn something that's good i'm just busting your balls we do have one last segment i know 88:58 you guys wanted to hear this one it's going to be an unlock free bonus tier hit the free bonus 89:03 song this song by the way this is going to be one of the songs that's on my upcoming album 89:07 release i think it's coming out around black friday i collect 22 second long songs called alt 22 89:23 only rule the bonus content there is to be no screenshotting no screen recording if i catch 89:27 you screenshotting you'll be kicked off of my page i'm gonna say this is the type of content 89:34 that only glenn will give you it is about to be a gut punch of truth it's about to get real 89:40 Well, on my page, let's talk about the end of the Washington Commanders game. 89:45 If there are any kids around, now might be the time to turn this off. 89:47 I will be uploading a youngsters-friendly version of this for the Glindegarders program 89:51 only $799 a month. 89:53 This was professional crass donation by the Washington Commanders, and if you follow 89:57 this page, you know that Jim Daniels is technically the best quarterback in the NFL, according 90:01 to mini-saber metric value charts. 90:03 Here's just a sampling of them that I've come up with and poured over. 90:06 ob you'll see that he is located in the best parts of these graphs top to the 90:10 right top to the right top to the right and since he entered the league 90:12 Jane Daniels has done nothing but be the best fourth quarter quarterback in the 90:15 entire NFL over and over again let's kick it to Sunday take it straight to 90:18 overtime aka the fifth quarter I'll do respect to Jaden 27 27 commanders ball 90:23 the clock's winding down in that the clock still ruined your your Kirk 90:28 Cousins out there you're saying you spike that huh it's easy to say on the 90:33 T.V. copy, but if you're a true glintelman, you practice good film discipline and you wait 90:37 for the Alt-22 to come out. Because what have we learned from this Alt-22? Well, Jayden 90:42 is not actually responsible for his own actions. You all jumped the gun, and he wasn't even 90:47 responsible for anything he was doing on the field at that point, because he had been 90:50 soft benched. What do I mean by that? Well, you better buckle up, Rickles. 90:55 As his cat. 90:55 You've seen it in Indy, and it reared his head in our Asia's capital. I think Jayden 91:01 was grounded. I think he was put on grounding. His put on punishment on final drive. He missed 91:05 Antonio Williams on early a throw and Tony Wums would have still been. And he wasn't 91:10 allowed to play ball anymore. At that moment his mom said that's obscene enough. No more 91:13 ball. And I don't think that it helped that she failed to tell Jaden that she requested 91:18 that the clock skipped directly from six seconds to four seconds. That's something 91:21 we always want to make sure to share with our young quarterbacks as we bring them 91:25 along this league. That's something that we can grow from and we can learn from. 91:28 Easy mistake to solve and my theory behind this is that I think Jaden's mom knows ball 91:32 I really think that she's perhaps a glinette and she's able to understand the game and levels a you probably wouldn't get it 91:39 But I certainly do so if she'd like to talk ball sometimes 91:41 I have an open-door policy and we could sit down together and explore bull 91:46 So yeah, this has been Glenn it is what if Wednesday and thank you guys for all tuning in sincerely appreciate each and every one of you 91:54 Oh one more thing I almost forgot. Let's do the list 91:56 Tennessee Titans you still haven't won a game Jack Miami Dolphins you still 92:01 haven't won a game Jack Los Angeles Chargers there's a reason they're not 92:05 called the win-ansilist Chargers you still haven't won a game Jack welcome back 92:10 to another what if Wednesday this guy sucks that was a good we stop doing 92:17 like he's six minutes long I like six minutes long this this week just like 92:22 Dog shit content that nobody likes you still have more Jack. Yeah. All right. Thanks to Glenn 92:30 Felt personal. I still think that he's max. There was like a little thing that were he I think he accidentally said that he was maxing there 92:36 Yeah, yeah, he said something about making fun of the Eagles. So they won't think it's me man. Yeah, the Patriots game 92:43 Fton Chisholm 92:44 Hank, do you know anything about this Fton Chisholm guy? 92:48 Yeah, it's a great receiver. 92:49 I read some quotes about him, not only from the coaching staff this year, but from his 92:53 college coach. 92:55 And this guy, this is the most classic Belichick guy ever. 92:58 So his receiver coach this year said he is literally the first person into the building 93:03 every single day. 93:04 He's usually there before 5.30 a.m. 93:06 He like beats the coaches into work. 93:08 And then his college coach said, it's not every player I've coached, whether it's 93:13 an O-line coach or as a head coach, I would have wanted to marry one of my daughters. Like 93:17 definitely not everyone. There's a select few and he's one of those guys. That's who 93:21 he is. That's the biggest standing ovation I can give a student athlete while they're 93:24 here. I got two daughters. And if they were to say f-tingism is going to be my husband, 93:28 I'm standing up and applauding. That's awesome. So sounds like sounds like a good 93:33 guy. Yeah, sounds like the man. Great guy, great 93:38 receiver. Patriots win by 14. Plus. Plus. You alternate 93:45 spreading it. Yeah. Okay. Okay. By the way. Okay. Yeah. Alright. 93:53 So memes you'll be here. Glenn will be watching. And if jets 93:58 win, massive surprise. Oh, massive surprise. You're doing the 94:03 holes all at once. Yeah. You take your your cashing in that 94:06 You've been taking hot yoga and you found a way to get all your whole all those holes filled 94:12 Kinda okay, okay, how bad of a loss with this be hank? Oh really bad. Oh, yeah, I've never had to put my holes on the line before no 94:22 Those holes 94:24 Let me see just shows one. Oh 94:27 I didn't even think you do that on the belly button. I think you open your mouth. Oh ear 94:31 here. No, no, no, no, no. Okay. Hey, here we go. Saints, Giants, Saints, Giants, Giants 94:39 plus one and a half over under 45 and a half. James Winston, the full James experience that 94:46 we got in the second half last week. He said that his take on the James Winston experience 94:52 is that I am called to be the light of the world and the salt of the earth. 94:57 Mm-hmm agree agreed. He also said that in the Bible as it says that like one day shall be a thousand years and a thousand years 95:05 One day. He's trying to get one percent better every day. Mm-hmm, which I think by that math 95:10 He could also get like three hundred sixty five thousand percent better. Holy shit every day. I think that's how it works out 95:16 Yeah, Jada, enjoy the experience with James. Yeah, enjoy it. Well, last guy 95:21 I would count this as a revenge game for James for James for sure. Yeah 95:25 Yeah, I don't say it's might stink. Yeah, they might this this might be bad. I saw the owner. 95:34 You never want to have the owner being like five games into the season, giving the this 95:38 is unacceptable speech like like calling out the coaching staff. Yeah. Gail Benson said 95:44 I will not make excuses and I will not accept this level of performances. Our standard 95:49 Calamore and his coaches are responsible for preparing our players to perform. Mickey 95:53 Loomis and our football staff are responsible for building a roster. So now she's just explained the organizational chart 95:58 Our players are responsible for the preparation execution. I am responsible for holding this organization accountable 96:04 So she's doing her job. Yeah, but saying hey this sucks. I I don't hate it. Yeah 96:10 Get get in the mix win some football games win some football games, but I think it might be their favorite 96:16 I know it makes no sense. I think people just are low on the Giants 96:22 Yeah. We saw that last week. The Vegas has been very disrespectful to the New York Giants 96:26 recently. They're disrespectful to James. Yeah. I'm just worried. I feel I feel like 96:31 the Giants pass rushes is decent and the Saints offense of light is not a shock. It's going 96:37 to be. We're going to a lot of shock. Was it the was it the Cardinals game? Yeah. 96:40 So the Cardinals were road favorites in New York. Yeah. The commanders were like four 96:46 and a half point three and a half. Yeah. It moved. It moved up. Yeah. It was four 96:49 I think a kickoff four and a half point favorites against the Giants and now the Saints 96:53 I guess it's their minus one and a half and it's plus 100 96:58 That's still that's very disrespectful. No one likes Giants. No, I like James. It's not it basically our two guys 97:04 You might have to go do a ladder max. Oh double ladder double ladder. That would be awesome 97:10 Yeah, so much fun. No, maybe 97:15 I'm gonna go I'm gonna double heal. I'm a double. It's a poopy game. I'm gonna double ladder 97:19 if there's no rain, which there's been rain every single sunday in 97:22 that life. There's no rain. I'm gonna, I'm gonna single ladder 97:26 each. And then I'm gonna parlay ladder both. And that's how I 97:31 lost everything. You could also do, there's usually like a 97:34 combined passing yards, right? Yeah, sure. Yeah. Do that. You 97:38 might have to rip that one. Do that too. All right, max. 97:41 Panthers at Eagles. Eagles minus one and a half over under 97:44 40 and a half. You are going up against in a defeated trend. 97:49 It's only four games, but a team coming back from England playing a team off a buy that's oh and for bullshit 97:58 That's bullshit. How do you? 98:01 How does Roger Goodell schedule a team not only getting a buy coming off of London? 98:05 But you got to have to play another team coming off a buy it makes no sense 98:09 Well, why are you getting that much of a disadvantage partially your fault? 98:13 Why because I'm pretty sure that teams coming back from international play are allowed to take their buy 98:19 I but I get not wanting to buy this early in the in the season 98:23 But why do you have to play a team that is coming off a buy to fuck with you? I agree. Yeah, personally you it's a it's a fair complaint 98:31 No, it absolutely is. Yeah, it's bullshit. So are you nervous for that reason? 98:36 No, I'm nervous because I thought everyone's gonna be healthy and it nobody's practicing yet 98:41 I was I was ready to call this like the Mega Max lock of the millennium 98:46 If but not if it because it sounded like everyone was coming back to start the week and now it's you know 98:53 Now no one's practicing and no one's officially ruled out yet 98:56 but it I 98:58 Need Devonte Smith and say and say one bark. They'd be playing. Yeah, and we have Damian Pierce is 99:05 Not an NFL running back. He's just not so if he's our RB one going into this game 99:12 Our run game is horrendous. 99:13 We need Saekwon back because even though the line is not good, 99:17 Saekwon is good enough that he can make positive plays 99:21 even with a bad offensive line. 99:23 We need some play makers on offense. 99:26 Yeah, that's valid. 99:29 Can I ask you what's going on with the second quarter? 99:32 You mean the third quarter? 99:33 No, the second quarter. 99:35 Like, why is it so good for the Eagles? 99:37 Oh. 99:37 Because it's right before when they they try to get in all the good plays right before they suck 99:42 Well, yeah, that's when Max's blood sugar dips before the halftime. So it's you don't remember, but the second quarter is the good one 99:48 So it's first quarter the Eagles are last in the league for points per game second quarter 99:54 They are second in the league in points per game third quarter 99:59 They are last in the league in points per game 100:01 Fourth quarter, they are second to last in the league in points per game 100:05 The second quarter is all you guys have why don't you just build the entire plane out of the second quarter? 100:10 I didn't know these stats. Those are that's interesting stats. I don't I don't know what to tell you 100:14 but it does make sense because 100:17 You have hope at halftime in every single in every single game 100:20 We've had this year and then it just has gone to shit 100:23 And it's all because of your vibes are high going in half because a second quarter show good 100:27 Mm-hmm. Yeah, I don't know what to tell you. I wish that we could do the second quarter plays for all four quarters 100:33 But I don't know, I still feel good about this game. 100:39 I like Sirianni with his back against the wall and he has gotten the team in a good spot 100:46 to compete the past two weeks when it hasn't been easy with the amount of injuries that 100:50 we've had. 100:51 And now we're kind of in, like I want to say it must win, but it's like you've got 100:56 to win because then you play the Cowboys the week after and if you win that game 101:00 then you're probably still right back in it with how bad the NFC East is right now. 101:04 But the vibes would be a lot better if we could get a win at home this weekend 101:08 Use the word and got it. Maybe it's a gotta win game. Yeah, I like a gotta win game 101:12 I like a gotta win game gotta win 101:15 It's gotta win and then if you lose it's Monday night football against the Cowboys the must win of all of all 101:21 Mustness Wow 101:23 Everyone mega mega if you lose the next two games everyone's getting traded next week is the Cowboys. It's 101:30 Yeah, Panthers this week, Cowboys next week. 101:32 Can I say something? 101:33 Jalen Koker being back is a problem for you. 101:35 He's been really good when he's been out there. 101:36 Bryce Young, by the way, 19-9 against the spread. 101:40 The Eagles defense is good, but the Panthers offense is also good. 101:45 Yeah, Jack's offense was good, too. 101:47 Max, can I... 101:48 What about that? 101:49 Can I say something nice? 101:50 And I'm saying, going into last week, 101:52 Jack's offense was really good. 101:53 Yeah, I mean, also Liam Cohn, 101:55 he had beans for brains in the red zone. 101:57 one. Yeah, you got to get a couple more field goals. The offense was not like no explosive 102:05 as it has been. Okay, I like the defense has been good. Yeah, I like to still got some 102:09 fight pay compliment to Nick Siriani. I think that Nick Siriani did a very good job of of 102:15 raising his hand and taking all the blame for what happened at the end of the game. 102:19 I don't really think it was that much Nick Siriani's fault. He could have prevented 102:24 it. There were ways that maybe he could have stopped it from happening, but also you gotta 102:30 make a tackle on kickoff. No, yeah, I have eight seconds left. It didn't work out. So 102:34 I understand why like it's a bad choice because it actually ended up being the wrong decision 102:38 in the moment. But as far as bad decisions go, I don't think it's like this isn't 102:43 egregious as we made it seem. It was it was bad because it was the standalone game 102:47 and everybody was watching it before the other game started and the Eagles like anytime 102:51 you lose a game with eight seconds left it sucks. It sucks. I don't know that you can put 102:55 a hundred percent. There's other stuff that you can blame Sirianni for that I think he's more 103:00 responsible for than maybe the end of that game. I think I will walk back the kicking decision 103:09 a little bit like that wasn't as egregious. You're emotional it's an emotional loss it's 103:14 terrible to lose a game. Things get said. That I will walk that part back a little bit 103:19 that you know, you just as easily could have lost on like a sideline throw out of bounds. 103:25 I personally would like to trust our defense that has been playing extremely well all day 103:30 rather than a kickoff team that was down four guys on the kickoff team because of injuries 103:36 and had already taken one back earlier in the game when the defense was 103:39 really, really good all game. I would have trusted that defense, 103:43 but it's not as egregious as a decision as I thought on Sunday. 103:47 I I still think not running the ball and making sure the the kids that is that that's the bad part of it. Yeah 103:53 That's also I I 103:56 Will say like Jake Elliott. He was told what to do 103:59 I still think the way he kicked it was bad 104:02 He kicked a line drive if he popped it up and tried to like I in a perfect world 104:07 If you're trying to run clock and not kick it out of bounds you pop it up and have you know 104:13 Like you just but that's still the same with the kickoff rule like that's what I don't 104:17 Yeah, well, no, I think the returner would still return it. 104:20 You would give him a little bit better of a field position 104:22 like bump, but I don't think I think it's harder to return a pop 104:26 up. Yeah, give up a few yards, but it's harder to return a pop 104:30 up than a line drive. Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah. 104:35 I don't know. It was just so it was just like a one in a 104:37 million shot. It is because like where he got tackled on the 104:40 field also. It was the perfect. What are the odds? 104:42 Like, obviously, he could have scored a touchdown on the 104:44 return. That would have been that would have been bad. 104:45 that would have been maybe worse. 104:47 But then for him to get tackled in that one spot 104:50 that's close enough to kick a fuel goal 104:52 and not far enough to let the clock run all the way down, 104:56 that is like, that's a Goldilocks zone 104:58 that you did not see coming if you were Sirianni. 105:01 So while he has made a lot of bad decisions 105:04 and I personally do not like him 105:07 because he's won so much, 105:08 I will say he is not totally at responsibility 105:11 for that decision at the end of the game 105:12 and he did a good job of saying that he was. 105:14 No, I agree with that. I agree with that. I was very mad on Sunday, very, very mad that we lost that game and 105:22 I still think that your house. I didn't scream in my house. I don't know why you guys keep saying that 105:28 And I'm still mad at that the that the field goal wasn't the last play of the game 105:32 But the decision to kick rather than kick it out of the end zone isn't as bad as I thought on Sunday 105:39 And I agree with you on that I may have overreacted on that front a little bit 105:42 Listen, we all overreact if we're a if we want to say what we overreacted on Sunday 105:47 I listen Tyson pageant is technically an NFL quarterback. Okay 105:53 He's playing in the NFL his jobs play quarterback the NFL. I was wrong on that 105:57 We should maybe just start doing that on on Friday be like here's our corrections. I like that 106:01 Here's our emotional corrections Sunday's an emotional day. It's a very emotional day 106:06 we say things that 106:07 that when we wake up on Monday we're like oh shit I was pretty emotional 106:12 could end bad sometimes like you you're like we're gonna win the Super Bowl this 106:17 is the best team ever after a win when maybe that's emotional as well mm-hmm 106:20 what about Damian Pierce would you like to correct is he an NFL running back no 106:25 yep he is an NFL running back yeah but not this week he is he's currently an 106:32 NFL running back yeah there was a couple plays that I I I again I don't do 106:37 film on losses so I haven't done film in the past couple weeks but I did see a 106:40 clip on on x.com of someone being like if sake one's in this game he probably has 106:46 to touch down like yeah that he just was and someone said that yeah that's as 106:51 good as watching film yeah but I saw no they showed someone else they showed the 106:56 clips as well so I watched those pieces of film yeah you can be an NFL player 107:01 or with non NFL tendencies. 107:03 Yeah. 107:03 Correct. 107:06 Okay, also something to watch. 107:08 Jalen Hurts definitely is dealing 107:10 with something with his leg 107:11 because his rushing attempts are wildly down. 107:16 And he was, remember- 107:17 He's listed for a calf. 107:18 Yeah, in London he came out late 107:20 with he was on the bike. 107:23 All right, last early game. 107:25 Steelers at box. 107:26 Box plus two and a half over under 39 and a half. 107:39 I think we're back and I don't think I'm gonna regret saying that. I think I mean it. Okay. So you think you're gonna win this game. I was more scared the Cowboys game in this game. 107:50 I think in the Cowboys game a while. Are you a little scared of the fact that like all the Buccaneers games I've made this point last week all the Buccaneers games. 107:58 games specifically in Tampa, which, wait, is it Tampa or St. Pete? 108:06 The Bucks play in Tampa, the Rays play in St. Pete. 108:08 So people will be able to get there? 108:12 If you've ever been there, I don't know, it depends on the weather because the sun 108:15 hits both sides. 108:16 Okay. 108:16 But what if they have a baseball game at the same time? 108:19 There would probably be a bunch of people that go to the baseball game. 108:21 Yeah. 108:24 Again, that's weather pending, also traffic pending. 108:27 I don't know if you guys have ever hit I-4 East. 108:28 I for east is tough. No, I hope I hope I do it also tough 108:31 You can get car locked on the bridge that can't happen 108:34 You and the bridge is also it's a new bridge the old one was a little bit worse a new one 108:37 Not still not as good not not really it's safe, but it doesn't feel safe 108:42 That's not good 108:44 Look none of that matters though on the field because on the field 108:46 I think we're gonna do great yeah 108:47 Sometimes guys like to watch the game at home, but you know, I'm saying every single game 108:52 That we've watched in Tampa this year has looked exactly the same. Yeah, not good. Yeah 108:56 No, but hey, this is a read and breathe at home opener. 109:00 Mm hmm. 109:02 So something about I don't know what to make of this game. 109:07 I'm going to jail in Daniels. 109:09 Sure, the offensive line hasn't been the best of seasons. 109:12 I'm a little worried that the Steelers have some guys that do get home for. 109:15 And but your defense has been good. 109:18 And the Steelers offense can be bottled up. 109:22 They've looked better. 109:23 I'm not going to bet this game. 109:25 I have no idea what to make of this game. 109:26 Well, I think this is this the lowest under it might be on the board. 109:30 I think it is. 109:31 So nobody nobody really has any confidence in either one of these. 109:34 Thirty nine and a half. 109:35 Do you guys what do you guys think about Mike 109:37 Tomlin saying he might be on the spectrum? 109:40 Yeah, I was speculating when I saw the Minecraft. 109:43 Yeah, he might be in the trains. 109:45 Mm hmm. Yeah. 109:47 So good for you, Mike Tomlin. 109:48 Good job, Mike. Yeah. 109:50 He's he's having a real nice glow. 109:52 Yeah, Mike, I did not see this coming. 109:54 Come on, hard, Mike. 109:55 I kind of did just because of everyone being like he's the greatest guy ever. 109:59 Yeah, like you don't get greatest guy ever and best player coach ever 110:04 without being like gregarious. 110:06 That's where the spectrum thing probably doesn't really work. 110:09 Teams love him. I don't know. 110:10 Come on the pot, dude. 110:12 Son of a football NBC coming down two weeks. 110:14 Oh, God. 110:16 But who do we have? 110:17 Bucks, that's Bucks. Yeah. 110:19 All right, let's pot it up, Mike. 110:20 I liked I like Coach McCarthy's quote 110:23 because he gave his players a day of reflection. 110:26 He canceled practice the Tuesday after the Browns lost. 110:30 Yeah, that was because it was a bet 110:31 they had a lot of shit they had to clean up. 110:33 Yeah, it was, yeah. 110:34 We need to clean our own house. 110:35 Our house is not clean right now. 110:37 And he blamed the mental conditioning. 110:39 So I don't know what the Steelers 110:40 have been doing mental conditioning wise. 110:42 Is that like they have to do like the Sudoku? 110:44 It might, that sounds actually like 110:45 the daily crossword on New York Times. 110:47 I would delegate that to my quarterback. 110:49 I feel like Aaron Rodgers would have 110:50 have a lot of good mental conditioning, 110:52 drills and techniques that he could put the team through. 110:55 Do you think Mike McCarthy's playing this new game? 110:57 That, by the way, great game. 110:58 The guy released where you get to play call, 111:01 real live situations. 111:02 Do you think Mike McCarthy's playing it? 111:04 And being like, shit. 111:05 I think Mike McCarthy's the kind of guy 111:06 that refers to anything that you can play a game on 111:09 as a Nintendo. 111:10 Yeah. 111:10 So you got your phone in your hand. 111:12 Or your Game Boy. 111:13 What Nintendo you play? 111:14 Yeah, yeah. 111:14 Is that your little Game Boy? 111:16 What's the, can you, Max, 111:18 now would be an appropriate time to pull it up. 111:21 you guys what why why was that why is that wrong all right he's got to think 111:34 you're not letting me I brought it out you don't even know what I'm talking 111:38 about game boy he's frozen he's frozen right now because he was listening let 111:43 and let him think. 111:45 He has to think before he types. 111:48 I got him. 111:49 All right. 111:52 This is called two minute NFL, two men drill. 111:57 And this guy created the game 111:58 where you get to be the coach 112:00 and simulate the situations. 112:03 We're not gonna actually play it right now. 112:05 I just wanted to shout out. 112:06 I didn't know the website. 112:07 Thank God I pulled it up. 112:09 Why did you want, I wanted to shout out to guy 112:10 who created this fucking awesome game. 112:12 What am I pulling it up for? 112:14 Pass go pass. Yeah, go pass go Luther Burton Luther Burton. I already scored a touchdown won this game 112:20 Yeah, yeah good for good for you. How much time you leave on the clock? Oh, he's wide open zero. Oh, that's a bad 112:25 Bad play the game. That's a bad pass pick on it 112:29 Go for two. It's 17 10 17 now 17 16 Rams go for two. No, no 112:43 Oh, it's gonna be bad. Oh, you got to catch it, Caleb! 112:49 Now you got to go outside. Bears are down 17-6, 1-41 left. 112:55 Did we get it? Ah, they've recovered. Alright, we're gonna lose this one. Blitz. 112:59 Oh, I just blitz every time. Do you guys blitz? 113:01 I didn't know that defense was an option. Yeah, I never got to defense. 113:04 Oh, really? I've only done it once. I scored a touchdown. 113:06 Yeah, you haven't scored a touchdown fast enough, obviously. 113:09 Yeah, what not yet perfect. I want I scored a timeouts no time left on the clock. That's how you do it 113:15 You win the game. Don't give them another chance. Yeah, this game is awesome though NFL to the number two min drill 113:22 Com shout out the guy. Can you show me who created it? Oh sack? 113:27 Stop for a loss. I don't think we're getting the ball back. It's bad podcasting time out 113:34 How many timeouts you have one left? Okay. All right blitz them last time blitz them 113:43 Oh the blitz. Oh 113:45 Watch cold blitz. Is that Kyron? That's good. He just scored 113:49 Yeah, good point. Yeah, true. I 113:55 Just deep ball. Yeah, just deep balls. Wait, how can we give up a timeout? Yeah 114:00 But now we got a score go for two. Yeah 114:02 Now you got a score go for two because you use the timeout. We've a what's weird 114:05 We shouldn't have been had you should have gone down at the one should have gone down at the one 114:09 That was a terrible terrible play by Kyron break it 114:12 Oh 114:13 All right 46 yard line Hank are you enjoying this good return? No, how do I know? 114:19 Have you played this game yet? 114:22 Bomb Hank AIDS football bomb. Oh, oh, oh go go go 114:29 And it's the tour counts to two minute drill zero 114:34 Tell this guy awesome seven seconds every day gives you a different get out of bounds three 114:41 Time out 114:43 You run I I was trying to just click something fast. I know it doesn't work that way. You're no longer allowed to make fun 114:54 You called this one like Herm Edwards yikes, yeah, they give you a comp awesome game 115:03 Okay, let's do let's do Hank Hank wood that was at the worst three minutes. No, okay 115:11 It was bad though 115:15 I mean, there's been worse, unfortunately. Yeah. Yeah. You 115:18 should play this game. It's fun. Yeah. No. Okay. Alright. 115:22 T. I'm like the us playing our little game boy. Uh alright 115:25 before we do the afternoon games, Twisted Tea. It's football 115:28 season. We've uh never been more ready for game day. 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We talked about it, but the afternoon slate is 116:19 Someone's got to show up because the first one is Cardinals plus 12 and a half at the Rams Hank 116:24 By the way, what's the hungry dog looking like? 116:27 It's looking like the birds. Yeah 116:30 It's looking like a game. We're about to talk about okay 116:34 Raiders 116:36 No, oh 116:37 You're going back to the Chargers and the Browns. Oh, I I love the Chargers. You are 116:45 it. Let's just quickly go through Rams Cardinals. I think the Rams are going to 116:49 kill them. I don't know why the Cardinals aren't starting Carson Beck. It 116:52 feels like it's time to do it. Maybe they maybe they start Jacobi preset and 116:55 then they put Carson Beck in for the last three quarters. Well, you got to 116:59 bring Jacobi back in. That's right at the end. Yeah. At the end. If you 117:03 sandwich quarterback. Yes. If you were to build an offense out of quarters, 117:06 It would be Cardinals first Eagles second quarter. I 117:10 Don't know who third quarter actually is but fourth quarter probably bonix or the Cardinals again 117:14 It actually would be the Oreo offense, right? 117:17 Chacobies start Carson back in the middle Chacobie dent 117:21 Yeah, that's an Oreo. Yeah, it's perfect 117:25 The Rams this year one of the reasons why they've lost more games and people expected so far is that they are 117:31 Committing a shitload of penalties. Mm-hmm 117:34 So last year, they averaged 33 penalty yards per game. 117:38 This year, they averaged 73. 117:41 They went from the best in the league last year 117:44 to the second to worst this year. 117:47 Clean it up. 117:48 Remember though, they have started slow 117:51 the past couple of years. 117:53 So they started, you know, I think it was, 117:57 so last year they started three and two 117:59 and finished the season 12 and five. 118:01 the year before they started one in four 118:04 and started to finish the season 10 and seven 118:06 year before that, three and six, 10 and seven as well. 118:10 So like we always start with the Bengals starting. 118:12 So the Rams have been a slow starting team. 118:14 I expect them to start winning a lot of games. 118:17 And I will say it felt like too much with Mevis. 118:21 We, the Mevis files, the guy missed a couple of kicks 118:24 and he's a little bit bigger. 118:25 We didn't have to just throw out all everything 118:28 he's ever done. 118:29 pictures. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Come on. I it was too much. I feel bad for me this. I was looking at 118:38 the stats for survivor leagues because the chart or the cartels ruined everyone survivor league week 118:43 one I think right. Yeah. The chargers they have the opportunity to put the stake in so many different 118:48 survivor leagues where if you haven't picked the Rams yet you are picking the Rams right now. 118:54 Yes, and it could it could cost a lot of people a lot of money if they were to go out there due to second time 119:00 Yes, I am out of this or my survivor league. I fucked up very badly and took the Cowboys last same 119:07 Should we should the Cardinals have bought the seeker jugs machine for Marvin Harris? Yes. Is that what all went wrong? 119:15 Yes, I think so too 119:17 Get get the man his jugs machine and saying they didn't is that too much? 119:21 You just have them. I know I don't it's $50,000. You're an NFL team most college teams have it 119:26 I kind of want one here. I was thinking about I said that I'd be willing to look into getting a juxtamishin 119:31 Well, we have a joke. No, it's not a secret. We never use it. Yeah, but yeah, we should get them a better 119:37 You don't use the one that we have because it's not the good one if we had the good one would use it 119:42 We're not we're serious also. Yeah 119:45 Yeah, you might be after the Patriots game thoughts. Oh 119:49 Don't we have one? No, we have a jugs machine. We don't have a secret machine. What's a secret machine? 119:54 It's it's the special machine remember we use it at LSU you can for quick you can dial in anything any like 120:01 Lefty righty what route you want to run how the speed? 120:06 It's the best machine SMU create. I don't know if SMU created it 120:09 SMU was the first team to use a secret machine like four years ago 120:13 They basically dropped like four balls all year and other teams have looked into it and been like oh shit 120:19 We need one of these as well 120:22 We need the secret machine 120:25 But we didn't want to it's $50,000. So then if we said we're gonna buy it then you're gonna judge us. Oh 120:31 It's only $50,000. Yeah 120:34 It would actually pay for itself 120:37 Yeah, we use this at LSU that's the one we used where you remember you just were standing out there 120:42 it would you they would like punch something into a computer and then you get the ball 120:46 it would probably turn us into like a professional grade water seeker because we saw what it did 120:50 to Marvin Harrison when he didn't have it yeah at least you had it saints didn't have it 120:56 else you had it saints didn't have yes i mean he had everything he might be a he might be a 121:00 secret merchant any rate we should get one okay uh all right Hank you ready yeah it's your case 121:09 chargers plus eight and a half at the chiefs like me daniel coaching for his job uh jesson 121:14 Herbert coaching for his career. By the way, can we just stop right there 121:17 because the report came out that Mike Botanio might be fired if the offense 121:20 doesn't get better. And then Adam Gase would take over. That feels like a 121:24 threat. That's a real threat. Like you think it's good. It's bad now, which 121:29 we get out of. I also think Herbert probably is like, fuck, I can't. I 121:33 can't deal with Adam Gase. Like we got to win this game. Okay. I think they 121:37 got nothing to lose. Chiefs doesn't matter that they're coming off a 121:41 And he read off the lies like 13 and 2 straight up after about doesn't matter a relevant stat not not related to this game 121:48 whatsoever 121:49 Well, he is coming off. This is the NFL 121:52 We talked about it all the time the games that everyone expects are just gonna be rollover wins 121:57 Are the ones that teams surprised you and win the Chargers 122:02 They had this game circle at the start of the year as a big game for them. That hasn't changed 122:08 It hasn't no if they have a chance they want to they want to chase it winning the division 122:12 They need to win this game. Do you think they added circles every time they lost a game? 122:15 It's like even the games that we didn't have circle before now they get a circle 122:18 Yeah, yeah, yeah, they probably had like four or five circle to start the year now 122:23 They have all of the rest of them every game is a circle. Yeah. Yeah, I would agree with that 122:28 I would be worried about any read-off to buy but it's not my bet. I'm done betting the Chargers 122:33 I can't do it anymore. I'm sorry Hank. I've just gotten my guts ripped out every single week 122:40 So you're trying to give up. Yeah. All right. I'm job quitting. What have we seen giving up? 122:46 I'll ride with you. In fact, I would say that with money line. Yeah, me too 122:50 Cuz y'all cuz he's got in the bird's hole. Yeah, now I want to get it. Yeah, fine. You know what? 122:56 I'll do yeah, I don't I haven't seen anything out of them that that gives me reason to 123:01 What do you mean they could have won like all these games, but they don't because they they fuck up 123:07 Yeah, it's not like bad luck 123:10 The injuries that is bad luck. I'll give them that the injuries part. That is 123:15 That's unfortunate. That has nothing to do with what they do to prepare for the game
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