Ep. 531: We Can All Be Fun Lesbians Together

This week MJ, Jackie and Holden dawn their best bootleg KISS makeup to start their bad girl era as JoJo Siwa tries to reinvent herself much to all our chagrin (and delight), Mormons apparently love Taylor Swift (who just dropped a massive amount of playlists on Apple Music with some iiiiinteresting choices), April Real's day can't happen because they're STRAIGHT OUTTA REALS and no one is willing to step-up to the mantel, but FEAR NOT as Jackin' on that fated Friday, April 19th shall instead feature MJ and a listen of Tay's new album The Tortured Poets Department THAT DROPS THAT DAY! Join us over on https://www.twitch.tv/holdenatorsho , Shakira and her sons felt emasculated by Barbie and we should all care apparently, Kirsten Dunst and Jesse Plemons don't give their loinspawn phones at the restaurants and MJ says they're BETTER PARENTS THAN THEM, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Did Miley Steal the Idea for Flowers from Bruno Mars?!?! A list of SHOCKINGLY bizarre "celebrity" facts, da blind items and so much mooooore! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast