Ep. 504: SHE Has Risen

This week Holden and MJ learn IT'S JACKIE'S PARTY AND SHE CAN DIVE INTO THE LYRICS OF IT'S MY PARTY IF SHE WANTS TOO, MJ notices a lack of cat fights in recent trash reality, Holden proves to everyone he's Feminist AF (TM), Jackie's PANTSIN' IT UP?!, More Gaylor evidence, Jackie allows Holden to mention Wynnie has a birthday near her, Holden pitches a series of anti aging treatments for babies, Holden lays out a new offer to anyone out there with Eras tickets, Atlanta wins Beyonce's Everybody On Mute Challenge, Taryn Manning lets everyone know she's been rimming a married man (and buying him a boat), and in Celeb Conspiracy Corner: Was Riverdale Written By Canadian Artificial Intelligence In Order To Destabilize the US??, A "hilarious" List filled with Celebrity Puns, Blindzzzz and SHOUTZ!