Wild Bulimia College Sex Stories

Opie roasts Ron’s Bette Midler mug and triggers a full meltdown into Opie's disgusting college dating disasters — bulimic girlfriends, vomit breath makeouts, Red Lobster regret, and one girl who gave his hand “bad breath” for a 7-hour drive. Plus city pools are literal fecal soup, Mamdani’s suit-pool stunt, turtle soup Fourth of July, and way too much chlorine chemistry. Classic Opie & Ron chaos.