Opie wakes up in a skyscraper 500 feet above NYC and instantly loses his mind over the annual “holiday tip pamphlet” that demands envelopes for 40+ building staffers while Jimmy Fallon’s perfect-happy Christmas vibes play on Sirius. From rage-baiting to doormen who make six figures in cash tips to the worst field-goal attempt in NFL history and French chocolate-fart pills, this episode is pure unfiltered holiday misery you’ll relate to harder than you want to admit. Coffee cups up, bitches
