Happy Thanksgiving from Nephilim Death Squad — broadcasting from The Standard Coffee Shop and NDS Studios! In this chaotic holiday special, The Raven, Top Lobsta, and Matt sit down to rank EVERY classic Thanksgiving dish — from the absolute bangers to the absolute trash. This episode is pure NDS energy: jokes, roasting each other, roasting food, calling out bad recipes, talking Bohemian Grove, venue drama, coffee shop stories, biblical side-quests, and nonstop chaos. Inside the episode we dive into: 🦃 Ranking Thanksgiving foods (sweet potatoes, biscuits, casseroles, corn, and more) 😂 The boys arguing about “processed carbs,” “gluten,” and “Cool Whip theology” 🏛️ Bohemian Grove event updates + losing the venue ☕ Stories from The Standard Coffee Shop 🤣 Live chat madness 🔥 Raven & Top antagonizing Matt nonstop 🍽️ Why Cool Whip is apparently God-tier 🍠 The real Florida vs. New York food divide 💀 And the most unhinged holiday commentary ever recorded If you want a mix of comedy, chaos, conspiracy, Bible commentary, and Thanksgiving nostalgia, this is the perfect episode. 🎉 Support NDS & Get Exclusive Episodes: https://patreon.com/nephilimdeathsquad 👕 Merch: https://TopLobsta.com https://TheStandardCoffeeShop.com Thank you for spending Thanksgiving with us — the Guam family. David Lee Corbo (The Raven) IG: @davidcorbo7 X/Twitter: @TheRavensWatch YouTube: The Raven’s Watch PayPal / Venmo / CashApp: DavidCorbo7 Top Lobsta Merch: TopLobsta.com X/Twitter: @TopLobsta Instagram: @toplobsta Matt Hepner – The Standard Coffee Shop Instagram: @thestandardcoffeeshop Website: TheStandardCoffeeShop.com 01:15 Paywall Decisions and Patreon Perks 01:56 Memes and Community Engagement 02:30 Bohemian Grove Venue Issues 03:01 Thanksgiving Dinner Plans and Coffee Talk 04:38 Technical Difficulties and Guest Introduction 05:43 Thanksgiving Foods Ranking Begins 12:49 Apple Pie and Sweet Potato Debate 21:59 Biscuits and Gravy Discussion 32:59 Cool Whip and Final Thoughts 35:03 Imagining the Raven at Thanksgiving 35:32 Debating Cool Whip vs. Apple Pie 37:22 The Mystery of Corn Casserole 39:48 Cornbread: A Thanksgiving Staple 43:06 The Great Corn Debate 46:03 Cranberry Sauce Controversy 49:06 Creamed Spinach: Love It or Hate It? 50:56 Crescent Rolls and Potluck Etiquette 01:04:29 Fan Joins the Show 01:08:12 Green Beans: Essential or Meh? 01:10:39 Nostalgic Food Memories 01:10:52 Pistachio Coffee Debate 01:11:14 Specialty Coffee Quality 01:11:45 Voting on Gross Food 01:12:16 Jello Salad Substitute 01:12:55 Ham and Jewish Dietary Laws 01:28:51 Military and Conspiracy Theories 01:33:17 Mac and Cheese Discussion 01:37:38 Pecan and Pumpkin Pie 01:41:03 Red Potatoes and Farm Life 01:42:43 Casual Banter and Shoutouts 01:43:01 Potato Preferences Debate 01:43:37 Roasted Carrots Discussion 01:45:12 Scalloped Potatoes and Stuffing 01:48:59 Sweet Potato Casserole and Turkey Talk 01:58:51 Cryptids and Paranormal Stories 02:17:35 Final Thoughts and Farewells Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/nephilim-death-squad--6389018/support . ☠️ Nephilim Death Squad — New episodes 5x/week. Join our Patreon for early access, bonus shows & the private Telegram hive. Subscribe on YouTube & Rumble, follow @NephilimDSquad on X/Instagram, grab merch at toplobsta.com. Questions/bookings:
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