Tomb Raider (2001)

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we dust off the Playstation and bust out a pixelated classic! Wait, we had to watch the movie version? Ewww....I'd rather get aroused by polygons any day. We watched Tomb Raider (2001), spoiler alert, it was the Illuminati! Like always! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!