Mets Sweep Yankees, Francisco Álvarez is our King, and Michael Kay is Sensitive | 301

SWEEP. SWEEEEEEEEEP. THE METS ARE FINALLY BACK TO .500 AFTER HAMMERING THE YANKEES IN THE SUBWAY SERIES. FRANCISCO ÁLVAREZ IS UNREAL. MARK VIENTOS IS A DUDE. LINDOR AND NIMMO HAVE TO BE ALL-STARS. LETS KEEP ROLLING!!! ALSO, EMERGENCY MEDIA MARVELS BECAUSE MICHAEL KAY IS VERY SENSITIVE. LETS GO METS.