" How could explain that I was not about to do something really weird and criminal?!"

On this week’s LuAnna: Anna reports back from a ridiculously posh run of events including Buckingham Palace with Al and his “Nigel Farage umbrella”, and a trip to Chelsea Flower Show with Papa P, where they stumble across pussypump bushes in the Lovehoney garden. And, it’s Lu’s birthday week and she's spending it gallivanting around Europe for mysterious horse-related reasons that she’s still not quite ready to hard launch.

Plus, the girls chat watching themselves back on YouTube, public thirsting, missing a catcall, take a full dive into the unexpectedly wholesome world of the kids asking big questions about sexuality, same-sex parents and what it means to be gay, we've a horrible family dilemma involving dementia, betrayal and a carer affair, a horse willy K-Y Jelly disaster, the terrifying Maldives cave diving tragedy, and a strong debate over whether switching sides of the bed is grounds for divorce.

LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode.

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