We have absolute chaos on the southern border as the FAA has closed the El Paso airport for the next ten days. Immediately people speculate the Mexican cartels are prepared to fight back on Trump's crackdown by shooting down airplanes.
Also on the border in Arizona, authorities detain a man in Rio Rico to question him about the Nancy Guthrie case. They released him after 7 hours and is not believed to have any connection and that's a problem. The man is hispanic and you'd better believe the left is going to go nuts over this.
Trump gives great economic news and a bold prediction. A senator from Indiana has started a trucker tipline to turn in companies that hire illegal alien drivers, Cuba has cut off international flights as they are running out of fuel on the island and the death of Curt Cobain has a new theory 32 years later.
In sports, the Royals reported to Surprise, Arizona and much to our surprise, a reputable firm has predicted the Royals winning the division. The Rangers have the most awesome retro jersey giveway ever later this year and an olympian wins a media and begs forgiveness from his girlfriend on live tv.
Our Final Final is about teenage golfer Charlie Woods who has big shoes to fill. He's decided where he's playing college golf.
