On this episode of Hell Money, we’re sitting in a car during a Bitcoin price crash, trying to answer the only question anyone actually cares about: wen number go up? We talk about the AI bubble popping, the Federal Reserve and interest rates, and how much of this crash is just institutions and algos sloshing money around. Then we lock in our official Hell Money Bitcoin price predictions for 3 weeks, 3 months, 3 years, and 30 years—and write them down on camera. We explore: - Why Bitcoin is crashing right now - What it would actually take for us to sell all our Bitcoin - Quantum FUD and whether quantum computers will ever nuke BTC - UFOs & alien disclosure as the end of shared reality - Square merchants accepting Bitcoin via Lightning & why small business owners are the real target market - Official Hell Money Bitcoin price predictions: 3 weeks, 3 months, 3 years, 30 years- Love on the Spectrum, Trump–Mamdani, Wicked Part 2, & not letting labels control your life - The new ord 0.24.2 release: on-chain galleries, traits & getting less dependent on marketplaces 📞 CALL IN with your secret Maxi takes or love/markets questions: (717) 69-GMHMP Selected calls may be used in a future episode (with a voice changer to preserve toxic maxi anonymity). Get bonus content by subscribing to @hellmoneypod on X: https://x.com/hellmoneypod/creator-subscriptions/subscribe Or support the podcast by sending a BTC donation: bc1qztncp7lmcxdgude4px2vzh72p2yu2aud0eyzys ORDINALS SATSCARDS: https://shop.inscribing.com/products/ordinals-satscard TIMESTAMPS 0:00 Intro & addressing the secret Bitcoin Maxi HMP fans 5:14 Bitcoin price crash, AI bubble, Federal Reserve & interest rates 11:00 Selling all our Bitcoin 15:00 Quantum FUD 25:45 UFOs & alien disclosure 32:12 Square merchants accepting Bitcoin payments 39:55 Official HMP price predictions 49:40 Love on the Spectrum debrief, Trump-Mamdani meeting, Wicked Part 2 54:09 ord 0.24.2 release: galleries & attributes 56:00 Call to action: call us at (717)-69-GMHMP
