Happy Halloween from the team at N2K Networks! We hope you share in our Halloween tradition of listening to the Malware Mash. You can check out our video here. Lyrics I was coding in the lab late one night when my eyes beheld an eerie sight for my malware threat score began to rise and suddenly to my surprise... It did the Mash It did the Malware Mash The Malware Mash It was a botnet smash It did the Mash It caught on 'cause of Flash The Malware Mash It did the Malware Mash From the Stuxnet worm squirming toward the near east to the dark web souqs where the script kiddies feast the APTs left their humble abodes to get installed from rootkit payloads. They did the Mash They did the Malware Mash The Malware Mash It was an adware smash They did the Mash It caught on 'cause of Flash The Malware Mash They did the Malware Mash The botnets were having fun The DDoS had just begun The viruses hit the darknet, with ransomware yet to come. The keys were logging, phishing emails abound, Snowden on chains, backed by his Russian hounds. The Shadow Brokers were about to arrive with their vocal group, "The NotPetya Five." They did the Mash They played the Malware Mash The Malware Mash It was a botnet smash They did the Mash It caught on 'cause of Flash The Malware Mash They played the Malware Mash Somewhere in Moscow Vlad's voice did ring Seems he was troubled by just one thing. He opened a shell then shook his fist and said, "Whatever happened to my Turla Trojan twist." It's now the Mash It's now the Malware Mash The Malware Mash And it's a botnet smash It's now the Mash It caught on 'cause of Flash The Malware Mash It's now the Malware Mash Now everything's cool, Vlad's a part of the band And the Malware Mash is the hit of the land. For you, defenders, this mash was meant to when you get to my door, tell them Creeper sent you. Then you can Mash Then you can Malware Mash The Malware Mash And be a botnet smash It is the Mash Don't you dare download Flash The Malware Mash Just do the Malware Mash
