The Dutch courts finally did something useful: they told Meta to quit force-feeding algorithmic slop to everyone, so Facebook and Instagram users might actually see posts from friends again—if they can remember who those are. Meanwhile, OpenAI’s Sora 2 rollout is the kind of chaos that makes you wonder if the company replaced QA with a TikTok filter, as outrage videos flood the internet faster than you can say “deepfake meltdown.” Apple banned ICEBlock for being too effective while ICE now wants its own social media surveillance tool—one that OpenAI shut down when Chinese accounts tried to build it. California’s hammering Tesla for its abysmal insurance claims handling, OpenAI is gobbling up chunks of AMD, and consultants got caught using ChatGPT to fake reports before proudly partnering with Anthropic, who just landed Deloitte as its latest “enterprise AI” victim. Elsewhere in this circus: a Florida teen asked ChatGPT how to kill his friend, Taylor Swift fans are furious her new promo video used AI slop (“too rich to be this cheap”), and Apple’s “Find My” led cops to a mountain of smuggled iPhones. In Media Candy , Brian’s stunned The Diplomat scored a third season, The Long Walk is being pitched as Stand By Me meets Squid Game , California finally bans loud streaming commercials, and Amazon censored Bond posters to remove guns because apparently irony is dead. AI “musicians” are signing record deals while Zelda Williams begs people to stop resurrecting her dad with deepfake garbage. In Apps & Doodads , Jony Ive’s OpenAI gadget is delayed (good), Rivian insists we’ll “appreciate” not having CarPlay (we won’t), Spotify and ChatGPT are teaming up to read your soul through playlists, and Jason warns everyone that the Echo Show is basically an ad-spewing parasite. Apple’s now facing a cybercrime probe in France for Siri’s wiretapping habits, and if you’re nostalgic for simpler times, ioquake3 will let you relive Quake III Arena glory on a modern rig. At the Library, Peter Cawdron’s Dark Beauty: First Contact belly-flops as a Slaughterhouse-Five tribute, while Cory Doctorow’s Enshittification nails exactly why everything sucks—even if his fixes are pure science fiction. Sponsors: CleanMyMac - clnmy.com/GrumpyOldGeeks - Use code OLDGEEKS for 20% off. Private Internet Access - Go to GOG.Show/vpn and sign up today. For a limited time only, you can get OUR favorite VPN for as little as $2.03 a month. SetApp - With a single monthly subscription you get 240+ apps for your Mac. Go to SetApp and get started today!!! 1Password - Get a great deal on the only password manager recommended by Grumpy Old Geeks! gog.show/1password Show notes at https://gog.show/717 FOLLOW UP Dutch court orders Meta to change its Facebook and Instagram timelines OpenAI's Sora 2 Already Melting Down Into Outrageous Drama IN THE NEWS Apple removes ICEBlock from the App Store after Trump administration's demand ICE is planning to create a surveillance team that hunts for leads on social media OpenAI has disrupted (more) Chinese accounts using ChatGPT to create social media surveillance tools California regulators threaten to revoke Tesla's insurance license for mishandling claims OpenAI Gobbles Up a Stake in AMD as Its Spending Spree Shows No Sign of Stopping Consultants Forced to Pay Money Back After Getting Caught Using AI for Expensive “Report” Anthropic lands its biggest enterprise deployment ever with Deloitte deal Teen Arrested After Asking ChatGPT How to Kill His Friend, Police Say Taylor Swift Fans Furious as She’s Caught Using Sloppy AI in Video for New Album Apple’s ‘Find My’ Leads Cops to Cache of Thousands of Smuggled iPhones MEDIA CANDY The Diplomat The Long Walk California bans loud commercials on streaming platforms Amazon Pulls Censored Bond Posters After Pulling the Guns From Them More AI artists are starting to get record deals Robin Williams' daughter pleads for people to stop sending AI videos of her dad APPS & DOODADS OpenAI's first device with Jony Ive could be delayed due to 'technical issues' Rivian says ‘customers will appreciate’ lack of CarPlay eventually Spotify and ChatGPT Team Up for Personalized Music and Podcast Recommendations Don’t buy an Echo Show (you can have mine) Apple faces cybercrime investigation in France after Siri complaint ioquake3 AT THE LIBRARY Dark Beauty: First Contact by Peter Cawdron Enshittification: Why Everything Suddenly Got Worse and What to Do About It by Cory Doctorow See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
