FOF #2905 - You're Fired!

Spoiler alert! Joe Biden and Kamala Harris won the 2020 US presidential election. The country is safe from evil again, and you were so worried, weren’t you? You lost so much sleep, didn’t you? You drank so much booze, didn’t you?

He did win didn’t he? Well, sort of. Republicans are declaring war on democracy by asking to stop the count in areas where they’re winning and re-count all the votes in areas where they’re losing.

Despite the the Covid pandemic and the downturn in the economy Democrats still had a squeaker of an election, thankfully mail-in and early votes will probably save the day, with the battleground states of Michigan and Wisconsin going blue along with Arizona.



You know John McCain is laughing from his grave.

Right now we’re waiting for Georgia, Pennsylvania or Nevada to announce the results so we can finally say Trump, you’re fired.

Today we’re taking a look at the 2020 Presidential Election with some important news you may have missed.

➤ The Squad wins re-election and adds two new members: Ritchie Torres And Mondaire Jones who just made history as the first openly gay black members of Congress. Okurr?

➤ Ending the Drug War wins big.

➤ Justin Bieber’s hunky minster gets the boot from his church for allegedly tending to his flock without his clothes on.

➤ Kanye West receives 60,000 votes.

➤ A 104 year old man votes in his 21st presidential election.

➤ A Republican who died from Covid-19 won his election in the North Dakota

➤ Mississippi voters approve new design to their Confederate themed flag.