ELI5 Wine - which came first, wine or beer?

Which came first, wine or beer? Is it true that the birthplace of wine is Georgia, not France or Italy? Can any wine truly age forever, or does it have a finite lifespan where quality peaks and then diminishes? Why did California wines triumph in the Judgment of Paris, and what does this say about blind taste tests? ... we explain like I'm five Thank you to the r/explainlikeimfive community and in particular the following users whose questions and comments formed the basis of this discussion: quantumhamster, billionthtimesacharm, syloh, phiwong, halat1harissa, onenotetoread, hotelnoisecomplaint, poxymusic. To the community that has supported us so far, thanks for all your feedback and comments. Send us an e-mail: [email protected]