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Best of DV: Sagittarius Shoddy, Butt Plugs, and Coochie Lip Legal Defenses Today we’re diving into the archives for a filthy fan-favorite: a 2021 DV classic featuring everyone’s favorite over-sharing Canadian sex worker, Sagittarius Shoddy . Join Tim as he revisits her chaotic Tinder date involving handicap toilets, catheter mishaps, bed-wetting, and some truly questionable dirty talk. Also on the program: Chris Hansen’s latest predator sting goes after an 18-year-old with a thing for butt plugs and leggings. Florida woman claims she was just “fixing her coochie lips,” not hiding meth in her nether regions. Texas accidentally issues an Amber Alert for Chucky and his son Glenn. In Japan, you can now rent a man to “do nothing” — and people love it. Florida man swears his heroin was actually “a chocolate laxative.” It’s vintage Distorted View at its crustiest — pee stories, meth coochies, and enough bizarre news to make you feel better about your own life choices. Exclusive Content & Support: Get the full Distorted View experience — thousands of past shows, exclusive episodes, and more — by joining the Super Freak Sideshow .