The Youthful Glow And Smooth Skin Of A Virgin Incel

✨ Today on the Show: 🕊️ Tongues and Tiaras : Religious zealots let their tongues wag for Jesus, and Tim breaks down just how unbiblical their babble really is (with scripture receipts). 📺 Pride Month Throwback : Re-exploring the glory of Trading Spouses' infamous God Warrior meltdown. Dork-sided? More like icon-status. 👓 Pastor or Power Lesbian? : An aggressive holy roller channels both divine prophecy and vintage Ellen Degeneres vibes. 🧠 TikTok Takes Another Life : A 19-year-old’s tragic death from the “dusting” challenge proves viral fame still ain’t worth brain death. 🧴 Real ID or Real Dumb? : Some morons are trying to fly with Costco cards because they saw a star on them. TSA isn't amused. 🎙️ Mead Skelton’s Secret to Youth : Mead blames his baby face on virginity. Also: he might actually be gay, hates Harriet Tubman, and still lives with his dad. So, you know, thriving. Terrible gay/lesbian artists Pastors melting down Neo-pronoun panic Spiritual warfare cosplay Bible-quoting and bullshit calling Tim reflects on his willingness to give the government his soul if it means avoiding long DMV lines. PSA: Being a Kroger Rewards member will NOT get you through airport security. The Real ID is real now… probably. Maybe. Tim still doesn’t really get it. 📞 Unicorn Hamster sets polyamory ground rules (no fit guys, no Black dudes, only T-shirts and comrags). 📞 Listeners critique Tim’s 2-foot hot dog binge and debate the value of a Lifetime membership. 📞 Tim pleads for voicemails so he can pad out episodes and be lazy with pride. 🎧 Sideshow Plug : Want more bonus episodes, mini-shows, and virgin warrior mockery? Go to distortedview.com and sign up for the Sideshow! Cheap as hell, and way more satisfying than chroming. 📬 Email: [email protected] 📞 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 👾 Discord + Socials: @distortedview everywhere 🏳️‍🌈 Pride Month DV Style:🧃 Bonus Rants:☎️ Listener Voicemails: