The Ancient Black Men Who Colonized Mars

On Today's Show: Cold Open: Frank’s Mom Has Had Enough Domestic opera: “You’re my cross, you’re my misery.” Housekeeping / Sponsor Reads Adam & Eve: code FREAK Listener sponsor: Cabana Guy (requests an Insensitive Reenactment) POV: Trying to Talk to People in 2025 TikTok sketch from @GuyFieriWhore : weaponized “Um,” whisper-talking, and fear of cringe. Public Pervert Doesn’t Care He’s Filmed “My name is Christopher Torres , and I took a picture of this lady’s behind.” Legal ≠ moral; Tim hates it but also points out: you’re in public, and TikTok clapbacks are fair play. Fake Disorders → Real Murder (DID Edition) Interrogation highlights from Kiara/Kiera McCauley (22): multiple “alters,” a two-handed sword , a “hit list,” and a guilty plea for the near-decapitation of ex Grace Jennings ; plea deal to testify against Isaac . Game: Drugged or Electrocuted Audio guessing game; answer: drugged (speculation ranges from fentanyl to “Flocka”). Jesse Lee Peterson vs. Dr. David Imhotep (The Fallen State) JLP: “If blacks were first, why are they so screwed up?” Dr. D: “ Pyramids on Mars. ” Tim: “How’d they get there?” + Richard Hoagland sidebar. Eleven minutes of jaw-dropping TV. News Quickies Florida : Woman chokes mom, grabs brother’s crotch during PS4 game dispute; convicted of domestic battery by strangulation + battery. UK : Vascular surgeon Neil Hopper freezes his own legs for amputation , lies to insurers (≈£466k), and collects extreme porn ; jailed. Insensitive Reenactment (Classic Request for Cabana Guy) 2008: Two teen girls sunbathe on train tracks → amputations; the segment that LazyPillow/LazyBoy famously animated and that funneled many heathens into DV.