The 1987 Penis Pump Buyers Guide

I've got a Best-Of show to hold you over until today's new episode drops in the afternoon! A wild and irreverent episode featuring bizarre news stories, listener voicemails, and a dive into the world of adult entertainment products. Highlights include a news anchor's cat vomit mishap, Jeff Stryker's penis pump endorsement, and unsettling porn discussions. Segments 1. Opening News Story: Local News Anchor Eats Cat Vomit Summary : A local news anchor mistakenly eats cat vomit, thinking it’s Grape Nuts cereal, during a live broadcast. The incident spirals into comedic chaos as the anchor realizes the mistake on air. Quotes : Key Points : 2. Main Topics The Darker Side of Faux Incest Porn : Jeff Stryker’s Penis Pump Collection : Restaurant Bill Dispute : Karate Kick at Pro-Life Protest : Funeral Director’s Corpse Photos : Nazi-Themed Hotel Room : 3. Listener Voicemails Caller 1 : A long-time listener (over 10 years) thanks Tim for shaping their humor and announces they’ve become a semi-yearly Sideshow member. Caller 2 (Rick from Baltimore) : Thanks Tim for the laughs, clarifies Jezebel’s biblical role, and comments on the “spider thing” making him laugh. Caller 3 (Spiral Hamfucker) : Discusses the nuances of male attraction and masturbation, humorously addressing women who assume they’re “jerk-off material.”