Pummel Me, Bro: Alpha Male Homoerotic Hug Fights

On Today’s Episode: 🥊 Homoerotic Hug Fights : Welcome to the world of “Alpha Bro Pummeling” — when “testing your edge” means getting very, very close to your bro’s crotch. 🧑‍🎤 Meade Skelton's Fitness Coaching Fantasy : After flashing his pasty bod online, Meade wants to become your life coach, nutritionist, romance advisor, and maybe even your vet tech-slash-minister-slash-bodybuilder. 🎤 Deaf Guy Covers Iron Maiden : Why not. 👯‍♂️ Will Blunderfield’s New Bro Love Anthem : “We Love Our Cocks” is the feel-good dong-swinging hit of the summer. 🐹 TikTok Trend Watch – Hamstering : It's either the horniest sunroof stunt or a made-up trend created to ruin your Google search history. Either way, Tim investigates. 🧠 Performance Art or Auditory Nightmare? : Cologne’s Laura Totenhagen gives Yoko Ono a run for her screechy, birdlike money. 📢 Azalea Banks Goes Pedo-Apologist : The rapper defends Trump and trivializes statutory rape. She did not pass Go. She did not collect $200. She may have just career-suicided. 💩 News Roundup : Racist Subaru lady, psychotic pharmacy screamer, and Tom Hanks has had enough of you. Plus: 🎉 20 Years of Dickhole Guy : Celebrate two decades of “sticking fingers where fingers don't belong” with fan-favorite Scott Taylor and his legendary self-lubricating meat flute. 🎶 DV Archive Gold : Don West Beanie Baby mashups and Butt Fudge Sunday nostalgia with DV legend Corey. 🥚 Hard-Boiled Egg Talk (Again) : Tim continues his culinary journey with unsolicited egg advice from the voicemail line. 🤝 Thanks to Our Sponsor : Big shoutout to Chaz the Tandem Stacker for supporting today's show — and for triggering a DV history lesson. 💥 Listen Now 📅 Date: Monday, July 28, 2025 🔒 Bonus segment for Sideshow freaks drops later today! 🎧 Sideshow sign-up: distortedview.com 📞 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 📬 Email: [email protected] 💰 Support: Patreon.com/DistortedView