Plant-Based Bestiality: For The Vegan Animal Lover

On Today’s Episode: Tim wrestles with a disturbing dream where he becomes the world’s most racist supervillain, Malario, a mosquito-shooting menace bent on African domination. Also, Dove thinks your emojis aren't inclusive enough, and Tim has thoughts. Spoiler: He’s not thrilled about customizing tiny cartoon faces. Plus: Morning Rituals Gone Wrong: Are we really drinking other people's abortions? One podcaster thinks so—and she brought soundbites. Snorlax Returns: Not the Pokémon, but the slime-loving rapper who believes he’s President of the U.S. and wants to normalize plant-based bestiality and holographic Kleenex. Public Bathroom Drama: Police remove a woman from a restaurant restroom after a one-hour standoff that ends with makeup application, mascara whining, and jail. Thermostat Wars: An 87-year-old Florida man is arrested for shoving his wife during a heated argument over the A/C. Hatfishing Exposed: When dating app deception goes follicular. Tim explains the psychological horror of discovering a bald dome in the heat of passion. Voicemails Today: Listeners debate the legal and ethical complications of Cake and Cunnilingus Day A freak ponders whether estimating your poop length should be considered a competitive sport 00:00:00 Introduction 01:39:03 My African Super Villain Origin Story 07:31:21 A Campaign To Get Black Women Hair On Emojis 12:13:14 Sipping On Abortion Water 15:22:09 Our Favorite Slime Freak Is Back! 21:24:22 Police Footage Of Girla Using The Restrooma 28:46:10 Sign Up For The Sideshow 30:19:13 Domestic Violence Over A Thermostat 36:13:19 A Mile High Public Shitter 39:12:05 Hatfishing - Bald Men Trickery 44:45:24 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending