One Prostitute's Battle With Under-Stomach Swamp Rot

🦠 On Today’s Show : 🧼 Our favorite prostitute returns with tales of Middle Eastern dick, armpit funk, and under-stomach swamp rot 🍞 A woman makes a peanut butter & jelly sandwich during her virtual court appearance —the judge is not amused 📘 Tim receives an AI-generated novel featuring himself, mystical horses, and cum fart strategy meetings at Red Lobster 🐍 A Florida man gets bitten by a rattlesnake and records it all in hopes of viral fame—leg nearly rots off, but worth it for the views 🦝 Kentucky man uses a raccoon as a weapon of retail disruption—follows up a previous crime spree on a mule 🧑‍⚖️ Predator catchers make a fat pedo do jumping jacks while begging for mercy—his main concern? Broken headphones 🗣️ Listener voicemails on masturbation technique, paper towels vs. fleshlights, and an impassioned defense of technical ephebophilia 📦 Featured Image Today : The cover of The Horse Whisper Chronicles: The Tales of Timothy Bethesda Henson — AI-generated masterpiece starring Tim, Unicorn Hamster, Tone-Deaf Sean, and the villainous Squirtteenth Birthday 🧠 Programming Notes : 📼 Friday = Best-Of Episode 🏇 Full audiobook readings of Horse Whisper Chronicles may be coming to the Sideshow soon 🐴 Learn how to publish your own dumb AI-generated novel at bookbyanyone.com 🎙️ Support the Show : 🤡 Become a true freak and gain access to exclusive shows: DistortedView.com 🎧 Listen via Spotify or Apple with exclusive episode feeds 💵 Or join the sideshow via Patreon.com/DistortedView — just $5/month gets you a direct cum-funnel to Tim’s voicemail inbox