My Intense Dream Left Me Sticky And Ashamed

On Today's Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:29:01 April Fool's Day Wrap Up / Mom Beheaded 04:28:03 Solar Eclipse Conspiracy Theories 14:06:09 Puff Daddy's Sex Slave Went Ham In A Trump Hotel 19:01:07 Putting On Your Boxing Gloves During A Road Rage Moment 22:20:17 Just Doing Some Drunk Shopping 29:39:06 Support Distorted View Daily! 32:11:20 Get Super High With "Speed Toading" 36:28:01 High Speed Google Streetview Car Cash 40:08:22 Which State Is Worrying About Their Dick Size The Most? 44:58:22 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending