Deal of the Day: $5 off Distorted View pint glasses — grab the classic DV pint glass or the Tainted Broth frosted pint glass. Use promo code BUZZ at shop.distortedview.com (today only). Kick off the weekend with a holiday-flavored chaos buffet: Tim issues an apology that somehow makes everything worse, shouts out today’s sponsor dedication, and dives into fresh audio from internet oddballs, public meltdowns, and a couple of genuinely wild news stories — including a stage electrocution scare in Peru and a razor-blade bakery sabotage case tied to Walmart products. The “apology” segment: Tim tries to correct a sponsor shout-out mix-up… and repeatedly tangles the names even more, turning a simple correction into a full-blown bit. Sponsor dedication: A Christmas gift dedication to Whoreslammer40K , plus extra listener requests and shout-outs. Scrubbed internet audio: A listener-saved clip from a volatile online personality that vanished almost immediately after posting. Adult-baby meltdown update: More chaos from a familiar recurring character melting down at home and blaming everyone else. Gym “service dog” confrontation: A man attempts to bring a clearly questionable “service dog” into Planet Fitness , escalating into a lawsuit threat while staff stays unbothered. Retail freakout: A would-be thief gets stuck inside a store after being caught and spirals into frantic accusations and yelling. News segment (Enthused About the News): Peru: A musician is shocked onstage after grabbing a microphone and later posts updates confirming he survived and is recovering. Mississippi/Texas: A woman is arrested after multiple reports of foreign objects found in packaged bakery items at Walmart locations; authorities investigate with no reported injuries. Holiday membership deals for the Sideshow (limited-time) and Patreon support options, including perks and episode sponsorships. Listener updates, merch shout-outs, and a brief scheduling note: new shows Monday & Tuesday , Best Of on Wednesday (Christmas Eve) , and no show on Christmas Day or the day after . Distorted View Daily, Tim Henson, comedy podcast, Sideshow exclusive, December 19 2025, Planet Fitness service dog argument, musician electrocuted microphone Peru, Walmart bakery razor blade incident, retail meltdown video, podcast deals promo code BUZZ, Distorted View pint glass, Tainted Broth. Don’t forget: Today’s store deal is $5 off pint glasses with BUZZ at shop.distortedview.com . On the show 00:00:00 PROMO CODE: BUZZ - $5.00 Off DV Pint Glasses 00:53:22 Introduction 05:46:13 Sorry David! I Mean Dan...Or Was It David? 08:50:14 DV Listener Sponsor: Merry Christmas WhoreSlammer40K 10:25:21 Merry Christmas, I'm Going To Kill Your Children 15:32:06 Baby Andy Fights With His Parents / Hits Himself 20:31:00 Lady With Dong Has Multiple Orgasms - I Call Bullshit! 23:03:22 Taking Your Incontinent Fake Service Dog To The Gym 29:30:18 Shoplifter Gets Locked In Store 31:44:02 Support Distorted View Daily 32:57:07 Enthused About The News - Featuring Tainted Broth 34:03:08 Rock Band Lead Singer Gets Electrocuted By Mic 37:57:21 Razor Blade Banana Nut Bread 44:50:18 Test Messages / Voicemails 53:20:21 Gentlemen Robot Rapists From The Planet Non-Consenua / Ending
