Her Titty Milk Brought All the Creeps to the Yard

On the show today: 🧼 The shocking story of a woman too “disabled” to brush her teeth—but not too disabled to record 75 TikToks a day begging for cash 💥 When street festivals go too far: a woman GTA’s her way through a parade route because she had to get to work 📱 Phone screen repairs turn into hostage negotiations 💸 Capitalism is evil… unless it means getting free money from followers 🐮 Amazon delivery driver drops more than just packages on customers' lawns—happy Mother’s Day! ☕️ A Greek woman asks ChatGPT to read her husband’s coffee grounds. The AI accuses him of cheating. Divorce ensues. 👶 A man films a woman breastfeeding on a bus, justifying it by shouting, “I’m English!” (bold move, perv) 🎵 Four new Linda Finkel Hall of Fame nominees, including: Depressing spoken-word music therapy A Tears in Heaven duet no one asked for Rayon Bass, the lo-fi king of creepy croons A Linkin Park cover that emotionally collapses on impact 🧙‍♂️ Plus: Tim gets a palm reading from ChatGPT and is told he’ll possibly live a long life—how reassuring! Discussion of knitters with ‘tude: Cincinnati’s KWA, straight outta Joann’s! Voicemails from freaks who only call in to correct Tim’s tiny mistakes. You monsters. 🔒 Sideshow Freaks get even more content with a bonus segment later today and a full-length exclusive episode dropping tomorrow! Support the show and sign up now at distortedview.com ! 00:00:00 Introduction 02:43:06 My Problems With Parades, Festivals, And Fun 05:49:13 Woman Drives Through Street Fair 09:43:24 Idiot Child Gets Locked In Store After Theft Attempt 14:50:01 Too Disabled To Brush Teeth And Shower 20:45:00 Linda Finkle Hall Of Famers 26:38:12 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 29:17:01 Amazon Mother's Day Turd Delivery 32:12:12 Fortune Telling AI Convinces Woman To Divorce 36:01:24 Chat-GPT Gives Me Palm Reading 38:30:09 Recording Women Breastfeeding In Public For Da Spank Bank 42:36:24 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending